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Husband For Hire

Husband For Hire

"You don't have to lie. Bennett might actually catch up to me in looks if this keeps up. I need to work out. Hike, or something." "Do they not let you go outside?" "Depends on the day." Sebastian raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No. Why is everyone taking my jokes so seriously? Am I not funny anymore?" "Well seeing as you were never funny in the first place..." "What? I'm hilarious." "Yeah, maybe to people that like dad jokes." "I don't tell dad jokes-" "Is that what we're really here to discuss though?" Sebastian interjected, a hint of a smirk on his lips.
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Spying My Fiancee's Friend (ENGLISH)

Spying My Fiancee's Friend (ENGLISH)

Yeah, Juan is right that a person's birthday is yearly, not just sometimes. "You probably don't intend to make Andrew hear your jokes that aren't funny, do you?" I stopped laughing and looked at Shin. "The jokes I searched for are so funny, I just don't know why you don't laugh at them." "Because it's not funny. Next joke." "Okay. Okay, this is it. Listen and understand the joke I'm going to tell,"
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Now I Do- Marrying My Fiance

Now I Do- Marrying My Fiance

He is an annoying fucking psycho! "My mouth isn't as filthy as someone else's, at least." I affirm, my anger rising rapidly. I feel like slapping the shit out of his mouth, or shove this fork down his throat. "You take yourself too seriously to even take or differentiate a joke. Come on, I am totally harmless, remember?" Harmless my left foot! May the devil screw his sweet lying mouth! Fuck his ridiculous jokes! "Hey! I was honestly kidding, alright?" He asserts when I just stare at him dry of words.
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Debbie
I am loving this story. Hooked! So they already know each other and are in love already, so how will Damian gain and win her heart again? He hasn’t cheated on her, like Leo did. Nelly is already trying to sleep with this one, but he doesn’t want her at all. I’m looking forward to reading this story
Haarroyal
So as it is now, Authoress Jossy is releasing another mind blowing story. With the first few chapters, I'm sure its gon' be a long ride. I can't wait for her to keep updating the book. I'm glad I'm the first to review your book......
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Ruin Me Mr CEO

Ruin Me Mr CEO

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.
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My boss wants me

My boss wants me

I tell him m with a grunt. “A joke. I understand you're sad that I want to stay away but can you refrain from calling our relationship a joke?" The chuckles turn into full blown laughter. Well someone is happy with women. Why would he not? “You are an idiot." “Okay now you are just jealous." And they laugh again. There is nothing remotely funny about this clown so I do not understand what they keep laughing at. “Can you be serious for once? I need to ask you about something."
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Obsessive Flames of Love

Obsessive Flames of Love

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.
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Unlawful Affair With Asher Williams

Unlawful Affair With Asher Williams

He replies to dad, and this really got me as I end up bursting into laughter, causing them to stare at me weirdly like I'd just lost my mind. "Sorry about that, but you? Your kind of woman? Do you have a kind of woman? I've never seen you with any lady, so who is your kind of woman?" I try not to laugh again, although it's pretty difficult, because that was the funniest joke I've ever heard in years. It wasn't supposed to be funny, but coming from Asher, I consider it funny.
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The Finis of Everything

The Finis of Everything

I joked He didn’t laugh or even blink “then I won’t eat it” He said it firmly that is why I was a little bit startled. I am trying to stop myself from laughing but I ended up laughing so hard “Why so serious huh? Look it was my first time to joke and you didn’t laugh” I said “Because I don’t want to forget your name, I don’t want to forget you” he said and continued eating I stopped laughing and smiled at him “I know it is a bad joke so I am sorry about it but please at least try it”
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The Billionaires

The Billionaires

He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”
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The Billionaire’s Regret: Chasing His Ex wife

The Billionaire’s Regret: Chasing His Ex wife

And it was getting annoying. “Hehehe, yeah, I’d also love to know what’s funny.” I said fuming, and he stopped to look at me. "Chill, babe, it’s not even that serious.” He said, still laughing. When he saw from my eyes that I wasn’t joking about this and I wanted to know what was so funny, he gradually stopped.
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I absolutely adore 'Seriously Funny Jokes and One-Liners - Joke Book 2' because it’s packed with gems that never fail to crack me up. One of my favorites is, 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.' It’s such a simple play on words, but the visual it creates is hysterical. Another standout is, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.' The pun here is so clever, and it’s the kind of joke that sticks with you long after you’ve heard it.

The book also has this brilliant one: 'I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.' The way it twists a common phrase into something literal is genius. And let’s not forget, 'I told my dog he was a good boy. He replied, ‘I know.’' It’s short, sweet, and perfectly captures the sass we all imagine our pets have. These one-liners are golden because they’re quick, witty, and universally relatable—no wonder I keep coming back to this book for a laugh.

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