Novel & Cerita Wholesome Jokes

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

"I'm not having a hard time. You of all people should know that." He hit me playfully on the head and pinched my face. "You can't tell good jokes?" "Of course, I can. Your jokes are not usually healthy." I retorted, sticking out my tongue at him. "And how can you tell if it's a healthy one?" He sneered and pouted at the same time. It nearly made me laugh. The things he did, no one else does it like him. That's why I call him homie most times, he's just brotherly and not fake like some people.

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

"What do you have that Mark lacks?" Zheme shrugged his shoulders, a tiny smirk lifting the left corner of his lips. "The looks, I suppose." "Ye, we know you look much better than him, but your personality is garbage, you don't even how to laugh at a joke." Zheme's smirk went missing and a sneer took its place. "If your stupid jokes were funny enough to make me laugh, wouldn't I?" Andrew frowned. "But my jokes are funn—" "No they're not." Both Josh and Casper interjected in unison.

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

"Now that deserves a SANDing-ovation. I was afraid I was going to have to use some CAMEL-flage to get out of here. I was just SHORE things were going to end badly. Now I am hungry. You know what I want?" The other men started. "A…a SANDwich?" Renat asked, unsure of what to do with the jolly general. "Precisely! And don't forget DEsSERT," Junayd laughed. "But don't try to SAND by me to me when it comes to jokes. You will always come up a few GRAINs short." The boy shrugged and gave the General a sidelong glance. "I have found that all jokes about deserts fall under DRY humor. But perhaps that is because one has to be deserted to fully appreciate them."

“Really?” “I’ve lived a long time and drank my share of alcohol. Drink the water because I’m not holding your hair if you puke,” he said. “Stick in the mud,” I teased with a smile as I picked up the glass of water and began sipping it. He sat down a bowl of chicken noodle soup in front of me, dropped a sleeve of crackers on the table, then sat down in his own seat. “It might also help to have something on your stomach.” I looked at the soup. “Is there poison in this as well?” I asked, remembering his joke last night.

Too much happiness. Harry and Liam didn't start getting along right away it took a lot of time for them to be comfortable with each other and finally now they started to make little jokes with each other well mostly Liam after all the cold hulk named Harry kale don't know how to joke around anyways. "And you know then what happened the child peed hahaha," Liam told a sucked up joke and he was the only one laughing in the hallway. Amelia and his wife stared at him like he had gone crazy. While Xander closed his eyes feeling immense pain in his ears. Alexander's jaw dropped at how useless the joke was.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked