MY EX-HUSBAND REGRET
"Tell me! Tell me!"
Ugh! "If anyone would relay such an embarrassing story, then it should be me," I gave up and sat directly opposite Velma, whom I knew wouldn't stop asking. "So let me tell you about the day...I..."
"The day you were Winnie the Pooh!"
"Mike , shut up!"
"Mama, really? I thought you didn't like cartoons?'
"Really?" Mike turned to me, his eyebrows creased. "The... She, uh- used to have an entire discography!"