Woot-woot Meme Novels & Stories

ignoring several notifications to open my F******k. My friends had posted sequences of photos of us and several stories. Luckily in all of them I was very presentable and nothing changed by alcohol, and there were many complimentary comments. Among the people who liked the photos was Flynn, and he also commented on an emoticon with heart. Immediately I closed the application and entered W******p, where the last message had been from him wishing me a good fun. Entering the application, my vision was cloudy and patchy trembling, even so, I ended up typing:

Buddha 🧘🧘: I have made it to where the target is. Chief 🇺🇸: excellent! Let us know when we can visit. I will be in the waiting room with the rest of the team. Zombie 🧟‍♂️ : Why is this group chat GREEN?????? Badger 🦡 : Yayyyyy!!!! I am on my way with Lennie and Ollie!!!! And Z ask the noob. And Buddha you better not go in without me! Bodhi 🏄 : *GIF of one of the Olsen twins saying “HOW RUDE” *

############################ Hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔. 😂😂😂 tell me what u think. Muah 💖💖💖💖

So I pulled out my phone again, this time scrolling through my saved folder labeled “EMERGENCY GIGGLES.” I found a meme I knew would work. A sketchy cartoon cat trying to play a grand piano with arms that were way too short. It was dumb. Like, impressively dumb. “Look at this,” I said, turning the screen toward him. He glanced at it. Blinked. Then let out a snort. “That’s so stupid,” he said. “But you smiled.” “No, I didn’t.” “You totally did.” He rolled his eyes, took a long sip of juice, then bumped his shoulder into mine. “Okay. Maybe I did.”

Caption: “Pregnant fertility goddess takes the throne and rebrands the empire. We are not worthy.” Memes explode almost instantly: Theo’s face photoshopped onto a burning building: “When your ex rebrands your entire life out of existence.” A simple image of the rose logo with text overlay: “When she says ‘keep my name out your mouth’ and then puts hers on EVERYTHING.” Another one: the old blue W logo crumbling like dust, the white rose blooming in its place: “Character development: from Whitford to Harper-Kane.” The comments are a chaotic mix of awe, thirst, support, and pure glee:

😬😬😬😬 Powder: swimming in the river, which is yellow-yellow ☺☺☺ Concrete seeds: bear to eat at any time. 😂😂 Sensor saw: 😬😬😬 Powder Sow: OK, that's me 😤😤😤 Sawdust: no! Concrete seeds: @SawSensor, please, my brother. Wood Powder: nehi! Concrete seeds: you all 😑😑😑 Sensor saws: fix, you say. Concrete seeds: 😑😑😑 Loose Powder: uhuy ... finally💃💃💃💫💫💫👀👀👀

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

OH AND IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A GROUPCHAT ON WHATSAPP PM A FOOD EMOJI AND I WILL SEND YOU A LINK. LOVE YOU ALL LOADS.

That means, he is like four months younger to me Yes_you_suck And, three months younger to me. LMFAO. I_pooped Shh, stop using the F word. Will_the _devil That reminds me, what does WTF mean?! I_love_my_mommy (Liam) It means WHAT THE FART?! I_pooped LMAO ALSO, WILLY, LMAO= LAUGHING MY ASS OFF Will_the_devil ... Too many slangs Chloe's_annoying_SOB (Noah)

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”