Toot Toot Meme Novels & Stories

I sip my strawberry yogurt as I watch Ren and Dee brag about their flings and who they will be banging this weekend. "Toad!" Ren exclaims. "You mean Toad with the big Adam's apple and crooked teeth? Shut up! That's who you will be banging!!! Boooooooo!" Dee glares at him. "Toad is a thousand times more beautiful compared to your ratchet, random bitches!" "And those ratchet, random bitches are a million times more beautiful than you," he boos at her, laughing. I can't help but join in the laugh. She glares at the both of us.

Lena said with a grin. “And did,” I quoted, using the viral pop artist meme. The shock on my friends’ faces is so Priceless. Could sell it for millions. “Wait. You’re on TikTok?” Katie shrieked. “Can’t believe all it took was a dick to show you your true potential,” Lena added, ever sarcastic. “Who said it was only his dick?” I teased. Their gasps joined my collection of unforgettable memories. My friends have never been this caught off guard—and I love it.

’’ Adamie showed the rest of the boys his phone’s screen, and to their amusement, the contact was saved as ‘Zara’ with a peach fruit emoji next to it. ‘‘Ooouuu!’’ Andy exclaimed before bursting into laughter and the others followed. ‘‘That girl’s ass is deffs not natural- too freaking big and bubbly!’’ He added amusingly. ‘‘Shhh, I’m picking.’’ He put it on speaker. ‘‘Hey, babe.’’ Adamie cleared his throat. ‘‘Mwah!’’ She made a fake kissing sound, which Adamie reciprocated, causing Andy and Toby to look at each other and giggle.

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

Stock values plummeted, partners backed out, and the Internet did what it did best tore apart the mighty. Even the ridiculous memes had started: “Saito Family Meeting Starter Pack: 1. Lies 2. Kidnapping 3. Global Arrest Warrants.” “Imagine running a billion-dollar empire just to get roasted by TikTok.” For once, chaos was working for me. Just as I was about to set the phone down, it rang Ethan’s ID flashing across the screen. I answered without hesitation. “Talk to me,” I said.

To be continued 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mentions, messages, tags. My stomach tightened as I opened one. It was a meme caricature of my old picture. There was a poop emoji on top of my head, my brown eyes were replaced with a red laser, and a boldly written text on the picture said ‘SLUT’. I groaned and locked my phone immediately. But it was too late. I’d already seen it. Another buzz. Then another. Curiosity got the better of me again. I saw a particular message from a private page in my DM.

WHAT'S 'ASSHAT' AND 'NOE' AND 'ZOE? I_pooped HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I_love_my_mommy TRUST ME, WILL, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. I_pooped YES, OR YOUR PRINCELY BRAIN MIGHT EXPLODE. Cereal_killer TEA. Yes_you_suck FR FR. I_pooped EW, SHUT UP, GUYS. STOP RUINING TEA. Will_the_devil WHERE THE HECK DID 'TEA' COME FROM?

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒓 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚. ♠ ••• 𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐞𝐫. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Tobyyyy, happy birthday to you. Hip hip hip!!! Hooray!!! Camera clicks Laughters and more smiles.