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So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”
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Our Love's Forbidden

Our Love's Forbidden

Alicia stated, trying to hold her laughter ad she said those words The three senior citizens look at each other, before bursting out in laughter's after contemplating the words of the youngster "You really think we're such elegant people? Haha!! That's where you're wrong Ali!"Mia laughed her ass loudly, "Yes I agree! It's such the most funny think I've heard in this year!!"Lily agreed on Mia's words "It's been so long since we've bickered like that, and it felt so nice!"Herold stated as the 2 also agreed on his words
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A Year of Punishment

A Year of Punishment

Zann was braiding my hair, holding a piece of candy, smiling warmly as he said, “Neve, when I grow up, I’ll build you a castle and make you the happiest princess.” Trembling, I mustered my last ounce of strength. With bloodstained fingers, I slid across the screen to send my last message. [Zann, I’m not waiting anymore. My life repays you and Wanda. Bury me with my parents.] Each word drained every ounce of energy from my body, as if pouring all the grievances, agony, and despair of the past year into that brief message. When the message was sent, every shred of burden was lifted. I closed my eyes, utterly drained.
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The Popular Project

The Popular Project

She insisted she wouldn't sit at a table that looked like fairies threw up over it which led Hayley to pick her least favorite color - white. I got a couple of texts from Indi and a strange one from Andi asking me to tell her how many years a person spent in prison for murder. I quickly replied that she shouldn't do whatever she had in mind. I got one from Kenneth. He texted to say he thought I picked our presentation to get back at him. I smiled at that one. If someone were to ask me my most memorable year in high school, two weeks ago I'd have said my sophomore year when I ripped my swimming suit at Darcy's house party.
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Marry my best friend

Marry my best friend

We slipped into memories like old clothes—comfortable, familiar, worn in all the right places. “Remember when you convinced me to run for class president?” she asked. “You gave the best speech. You quoted Beyoncé.” “You wrote it for me.” “You still lost to that kid who bribed the school with free donuts.” “An actual genius.” We laughed, and I watched her from across the cartons. There was soy sauce on her wrist, her hair had come loose from its bun, and her smile was wide enough to split the silence in two. I wanted to tell her.
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The Sin Between US

The Sin Between US

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Even if I’m a walking disaster, at least I’m never boring. And who knows? Maybe all these little moments will add up to something pretty awesome in the end.” Gift grinned mischievously. “Absolutely! And hey, if all else fails, we can always write a book about our epic college misadventures and become famous for it. ‘The Chronicles of Clumsy College: Adventures in Chaos and Caffeine’ sounds like a bestseller, don’t you think?” We all burst into laughter again, the idea growing funnier by the second. The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty.
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Being a Half-Blood For Real

Being a Half-Blood For Real

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.
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The Sparks Between Us

The Sparks Between Us

I scratched a brow. She stops, amused with what I'd just said. She scoffs and laughs before replying "you're not a complete school person, are you?" I smiled back, following her through a narrow hall before taking the stairs. "What can I say? School can be really tiring" "You say that like you've been going to highschool for a hundred years when we're actually just in senior year"
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Pelican Bay Security

Pelican Bay Security

I pile a big chunk of brownie into my mouth to mask the bitter taste of truth on my tongue. "Think of all the free treatment you could get if you worked at the right spa," Tabitha's says longingly. "It's too soon for moving," I counter when I finish chewing. Tabitha laughs as if that's the funniest thing she's heard the entire year. Since it's the middle of December, a year must be pretty darn boring. "It's never too soon for one of the hot guys." Anessa joins in laughing, the two of them shaking their heads and sharing a private joke.
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Kimi Hernandez
OMG one of the BEST books I’ve read on this app. Freaking hilarious with lots of action and romance. I was literally LOL-ing. Like late at night. Laying in my bed. At 2am. Cause I couldn’t stop reading. I’m pretty sure you all know what I mean… could not stop reading!!!
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Absolutely 1000% the best stories I have ever read!!! I was so hooked I have read almost 24 hours straight because I didn’t want to stop. I have laughed, smiled, been on edge when action unfolded, even shed a tear or 12 more in the last day reading this than in 40 years of daily reading. I want more
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Remarriage: His Billionaire Ex-wife

Remarriage: His Billionaire Ex-wife

When friends gather, the most common thing they do is reminisce about the past. Thinking back to the past, both of them couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic. The stupid things we did during our teenage years, when mentioned after many years, neither of us really wants to admit. "What did you have planned for the afternoon?" "Not bad, the company hasn't been busy lately." Mona didn't know her, but when she heard her words, she just laughed and said, "It's you who is not busy, right."
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