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Wanton

Wanton

This time when the crowd of people laugh, I laugh along with them and blow a kiss to where my classmates are sitting. "and experience the one thing that is sweeter than getting an A in Mrs Irvine's class. The feeling of freedom. Of love. Senior year was the happiest and saddest year for me and I'm sure many of you can relate. But I wouldn't change a thing about it. You know why? Because I don't want to see Mr Davis again, I'm so sorry sir." All my classmates laugh and heave sighs of relief
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Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

When she saw me, she stopped, waved the proposal in front of my face, and smiled smugly. "Just finished refilling the water, Macy? Thanks for working so hard. But working hard alone won't get you far in the workplace. You young people need to know how to navigate relationships and play the game. "Gilla Group's Mr. Kapowsky is notoriously difficult. You would've just hit a wall if you went. This kind of thing needs to be handled by someone experienced like me." I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile.
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The Triplet's Sin

The Triplet's Sin

“When you say ‘funny,’ what exactly do you mean? Because I’m dying to know.” “Shut up while we talk!” she barked. I let out a soft, mocking laugh. “Of all the students in this school to pick on a new girl, it’s… you two? Really? The ugly ones? How ambitious.” “I beg your pardon?” the first girl hissed, her face flushing. I leaned just a little closer, letting the words cut. “My pardon refuses to be begged. Take notes, in your remaining miserable lives, never, ever think of picking on me again…”
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Finding Love Abroad

Finding Love Abroad

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.
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Thorns & Roses

Thorns & Roses

she concluded. Several other ladies smiled at them, each one trying to grab their attention and make small talk with them but they easily brushed them off. They met some other guys from our year who were heading out already and stopped to exchange pleasantaries, I watched as they slapped each other's backs and laugh at loud about something one of them said.
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His To Hear, His To Hold

His To Hear, His To Hold

That was rare. My notebook lay open beside me, worn and full of scribbles—page after page of notes I'd taken across countless rewatch sessions. Phrases repeated like mantras: Stand tall. Speak first. Smile like you already won. Most guys my age had moved past this stuff years ago. Turned eighteen, and suddenly they thought they were too cool to enjoy anything unless it involved fake drinking games or standing in the corners of parties looking dead inside. Idiots. They just didn't get it like I did.
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The Confused Love

The Confused Love

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time
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Inevitable Blind Man

Inevitable Blind Man

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken
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Monster Among the Roses

Monster Among the Roses

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”
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MISTRESS OF THE GAME

MISTRESS OF THE GAME

A Silent Year If you measured a year by words spoken, mine would barely fill a notebook. I went to lectures. I did my homework. I worked my shifts. I smiled when someone held the door and said “thank you” when someone offered help. But I barely spoke unless I had to.
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