You Can't Joke About That

What happens when you think that you have found your soulmate but, in reality, you aren't even close? All your life, you always wanted a normal life, but when you plan your whole life with the wrong person, what do you think happens?

"There should be rules if we are even going to do this," he said without looking at me. "I have always lived by the rules." He slid a file towards me. "This is the contract. The rules are stated there." I opened the file and glanced through it. "You can take it home and study them; give me feedback tomorrow evening. But I will read out the rules for you now because they start now, and in case your brain can't comprehend them, then I can explain." Anger seethed through me, and I almost threw the file back at him, but when I thought about the money involved and how it would benefit little Sophie, I bit my lower lip to push back the anger. He continued. "Rule number one; don't you fall in love with me." His eyes flipped up to me. "Crystal clear," I said. "That would never happen." Ellen never had fun in college. One night she decided to have fun with her friends and slept with a handsome stranger who disappeared before she woke up. A month later, she found out she was pregnant and searched everywhere for him, but to no avail. Five years later, she moved to a new city and met the same man she never thought she would ever see again. He didn't remember anything about her, and he was now a cold, arrogant man who needed a wife, and she needed money. They agreed to contract marriage with strict rules, one of them being never to fall in love with each other. They were sure they wouldn't break the rule, but as sparks grew between them and became too much, they found themselves trying hard to keep to the rules. Who will break rule number one between them?

I double over in pain after assisting Adrian Randall with a late-night operation. He immediately carries me to a ward to check on me. However, before he can do that, he receives a call from a patient and hurries off. That night, I miscarry. When I come out of the operating theater, I see his childhood friend's social media update. She's shared a photo of her baby bump. "He hurried to come to my side just because I was lost. You have to treat Adrian well in the future, my darling!" I rub my belly, which throbs with a dull ache. I don't cry and demand an explanation from Adrian as I would have in the past. Instead, I like the post and apply for a position on the Borderless Medical Assistance Program. The day I leave, the high and mighty Dr. Randall looks at me with red-rimmed eyes. He asks, "How can you bear to leave me behind?"

From two different worlds. They are both broken and yet they peiced both their broken halfs to form a heart. Didn't they know love wasn't made for them ? They knew but yet they fell for each other. Quinn Fields is a young clumsy lieutenant returning to the police force after cutting all ties from her abusive ex. She moves on renting a quiet apartment in Portland and works hard volunteering non stop so she can get promoted. On a night patrol she contacts a handsome stranger who was bruised and unconscious, being the generous and naive young woman she is, she takes him back to her apartment and cleans his wounds and the next morning the stranger is gone. Two weeks later she comes in contact with AXE-L one of the notorious and dangerous uprising gangsters. The leader of the gang is none other than the man she shared her kindness to and he returned her kindness with a gun pointed to her head.

When Bettina started to rebuild herself her first love came back from abroad. He was sceptical trying to hide her feelings. But little she know that the person she used to love before was not the same man before. He was eaten by power and greediness. Repeated cheating that causes Bettina lost her credibility as a Surgeon. A hidden conspiracy will reveal in the middle of the story. Her accidental meeting with Miguel who was a successful bachelor where the real romance begin.

If love hits you in an unexpected way, what will you do?Pagkatapos ni Jake Morris sa kolehiyo, inatasan siyang maging 'Janitor' sa Hotel na pagmamay-ari ng pamilya nila. Kondisyon iyon ng Ama niya bago ibigay sa kaniya ang pamamahala sa negosyo ng kanilang pamilya.Pero na-bothered siya sa roommate slash katrabaho niya na si Rico. Ewan ba niya sa tuwing napapahamak ito, hindi niya maiwasan ipagtanggol ito at mag aalala rito. Fuck! Nagkakagusto na ba siya kay Rico? Hindi niya kasi maalis ang tingin rito, malaki kasi ang pagkakahawig ni Rico sa babaeng naka-one night stand niya five years ago.

Haslyn Rubby Ozier meninggalkan semua kehidupannya serta nama yang sudah diberikan kedua orangtuanya. Hanya menyisakan ‘Rubby’. Sebuah tragedi yang menimpa seluruh anggota keluarganya membuat Rubby mengasingkan diri lalu berjanji tidak akan kembali masuk kedalam lingkar hitam yang sudah di bangun ayahnya.Namun takdir berkata lain, saat Rubby bertemu dengan Kenan Rexton. Seorang Don dari kalangan lingkaran hitam sama seperti ayah Rubby. Kenan yang seorang mafia tidak ingin ada wanita didalam hidupnya, terlebih itu adalah Rubby. Wanita yang genit dan selalu saja banyak bicara.Tapi Kenan tidak tahu yang sesungguhnya tentang Rubby.Ini bukan hanya sekedar kisah cinta, melainkan juga misi mencari siapa pembunuh semua keluarga mereka.“Maafkan aku ayah, ternyata aku begitu mencintainya. Meski sudah berjanji menjauh dari Dunia hitam ini, nyatanya aku jatuh cinta padanya. Bos Mafia yang sangat tampan.”_____Haslyn Rubby Ozier.“Siapa sebenarnya kau Rubby ? Dan setelah kau menggoda serta merayu ku kau mengatakan ingin pergi !? Tidak semudah itu. Aku akan membunuh mereka semua yang membantumu pergi dariku.”______Kenan Rexton.

21+ Anak-anak dilarang mendekat!!! Ara, gadis yang jago bela diri ini harus rela kehormatannya di rebut oleh seorang pria brengsek bernama Bastian. Ia mendatangi Bastian saat pria itu menghubunginya ketika tengah mabuk. walaupun Bastian bertanggung jawab, namun Pria itu belum merasakan cinta sedikitpun pada Ara.perlakuan dingin Bastian pada Ara membuat Ara harus memutuskan takdir hidupnya sendiri. sampai ia menemukan sebuah pengumuman pertandingan di tempat ia biasa latihan karate.di sana, Ara mulai menentukan semuanya. 100 hari menuju hari pertandingan, pertandingan yang akan menentukan hidup dan mati Ara, pertandinga yang akan menentukan nasib pernikahannya dan menentuka masa depan hatinya. "Jangan kau pikir karena aku menikahimu, kau bisa bebas padaku. ingat! aku bukan Bastian seperti yang kau pikir.." "100 hariku sudah berakhir, Saat kau temukan surat ini, aku harus ucapkan selamat tinggal padamu, pada pernikahan kita dan pada hatiku..."

Warning Mature Content 19+ Sherina Alexander Lansonia. Seorang wanita karier pemilik gedung pencakar langit termegah di Britania Raya. Parasnya sangat cantik nan mempesona. Lekuk tubuhnya indah menarik mata untuk terus memandang ke arahnya. Ambisius adalah cara Alexa menghadapi dunia. Hidup di tengah-tengah persaingan bisnis yang bisa saja 'memakannya hidup-hidup' membuat Alexa tak segan untuk mengorbankan segalanya untuk tetap mempertahankan perusaahan yang ia bangun. Tak pernah melakukan kesalahan dalam ambisinya? Tidak! Alexa adalah manusia biasa. Satu kesalahan besar yang pernah diperbuat olehnya adalah membeli rumah mewah tepat di depan kediaman sang mantan kekasih. -Touch You-

Lyra Sylvhya Alshana Pramesti nekat pergi ke Malaysia untuk mencari peruntungan dalam hal pekerjaan. Dia—yang sama sekali belum tahu mengenai jahatnya dunia—akhirnya tertipu oleh agent yang membawanya ke Malaysia. Boro-boro untuk mendapatkan kerjaan yang baik dan mengaplikasikan ilmu yang dia dapat dari masa kuliah, Syl malah terdampar di sebuah pabrik pembuatan triplek. Mencoba untuk menerima semua yang terjadi—karena harus bayar kompensasi jika dia ingin pulang ke Indonesia—Syl mulai menjalani hari. Namun, siapa sangka dia malah terjebak di line produksi bagian penambalan core? Setiap hari kena marah, Syl hampir memilih menyerah. Hingga suatu hari, Supervisor yang galak itu menendang Syl ke bagian mesin. Bertugas sebagai pemilah sampah dari jatuhan core yang tidak terpakai, Syl mulai merasa bisa menikmati kerjaannya. Bertemu dengan Andera dan merasakan bahwa dunianya mulai berubah.