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Do they really know each other? Liam never thought that she had forgotten about him. Eleven years ago was a really long time but it’s not enough to forget somebody who was important to you. Was he not important to her? Or she probably had amnesia? No way, she remembered her grandparents. She knew them, how come she only forgot about him? “Or maybe you really forgot about me. I’m sorry to disturb you.” He was sad and hurt. It was evident in his eyes. He went away disappointedly. It’s not like him to retreat, but it came to him as a surprise that she didn’t know him.

“I forgot my baseball glove.” “You can play with it when you get home.” “Okay, but you know what? I lost my hat. How am I gonna play baseball without it? Rainbow gave it to me for frembrance so I won’t forget her. She said I’m the only one who’s gonna frember her when she’s gone.” The woman should have thought about that before she left him. If she had, none of this would be happen-ing. But Angel couldn’t blame this on Rainbow. It was her fault for over-swimming her bounds and, therefore, up to her to fix it.

“Fuck!” Mom laughed and Tony chuckled a little. How did I forget my birthday of all days? I remember making plans for my birthday, saying I'd throw a party and invite all my friends over but look at me, I forgot. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry. I was just astonished and opened my mouth in awe.

There was another moment of brief silence before Lola suddenly got up. “Bart!!” “What’s up?” Bart felt totally unbothered by the yelling because he knows how dramatic Lola can be. “We forgot something” “Gee, what did we forget, do tell Lola?” “We have no jobs! My apartment rent expires this month. We need jobs!” “Oh my God!!! How did we even forget something as important as this?” “I’ve totally been living off savings and I forgot, this isn’t good, this isn’t good at all”

I smiled inwardly as an idea popped into my head. Suddenly I started laughing. She was staring confused at me. “What's so funny, Liam?” “I can't believe you fell for that prank.” “Prank? What Prank?” “I was only joking. You didn't forget what happened in the movie because you cried and fell asleep, but because there's nothing to remember since we didn't watch the movie.” I replied, still laughing. “We didn't watch the movie. Why?”

We’d toast to our anniversary, and then I’d tell him everything about my father, the slush fund and about the fact that his mysterious benefactor had been sitting across from him at breakfast every morning for the past three years. Sighing, I checked my phone. 8:02 p.m. Barry was late. I’d expected him to be running on “Barry time” — a few minutes behind, because he always liked to “make an entrance” — but this wasn’t a casual dinner at home. This was our night. I tried calling him again. The phone rang until it clicked to voicemail. “Barry, it’s me.” I began. “The dinner has started, please call me back.” I lowered my

“Fuck!” I was doomed. Zoey was going to kill me. It wasn’t as if I forgot her birthday, it just slipped my mind. Zoey was capable of pranks that affected anyone’s real life business. It made me remember one time when Paul forgot to take her shopping and he brought over one of his many flings. She embarrassed the hell out of Paul with a prank about him being impotent and how he couldn't get it up. It was funny and each time I remembered, I always laughed but now, it was not looking funny.

I drove Lydia to the mall. By the time we came out, night had already fallen. Meanwhile, Evelyn checked her home cameras and saw that I still hadn't shown up to feed the dog. She assumed I had bailed and hurried to call Trevor. I was about to drive Lydia home when Trevor's name lit up my screen. I put the call on speaker so she could hear. "Hannie, didn't you say you'd feed Evelyn's dog? Did you forget?" I pretended to be surprised. "Oh, yeah! I would've forgotten if you hadn't called. I'll go now."