You Forgot The Funny Novels & Stories

“Fuck!” Mom laughed and Tony chuckled a little. How did I forget my birthday of all days? I remember making plans for my birthday, saying I'd throw a party and invite all my friends over but look at me, I forgot. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry. I was just astonished and opened my mouth in awe.

There was another moment of brief silence before Lola suddenly got up. “Bart!!” “What’s up?” Bart felt totally unbothered by the yelling because he knows how dramatic Lola can be. “We forgot something” “Gee, what did we forget, do tell Lola?” “We have no jobs! My apartment rent expires this month. We need jobs!” “Oh my God!!! How did we even forget something as important as this?” “I’ve totally been living off savings and I forgot, this isn’t good, this isn’t good at all”

I smiled inwardly as an idea popped into my head. Suddenly I started laughing. She was staring confused at me. “What's so funny, Liam?” “I can't believe you fell for that prank.” “Prank? What Prank?” “I was only joking. You didn't forget what happened in the movie because you cried and fell asleep, but because there's nothing to remember since we didn't watch the movie.” I replied, still laughing. “We didn't watch the movie. Why?”

“Fuck!” I was doomed. Zoey was going to kill me. It wasn’t as if I forgot her birthday, it just slipped my mind. Zoey was capable of pranks that affected anyone’s real life business. It made me remember one time when Paul forgot to take her shopping and he brought over one of his many flings. She embarrassed the hell out of Paul with a prank about him being impotent and how he couldn't get it up. It was funny and each time I remembered, I always laughed but now, it was not looking funny.

I drove Lydia to the mall. By the time we came out, night had already fallen. Meanwhile, Evelyn checked her home cameras and saw that I still hadn't shown up to feed the dog. She assumed I had bailed and hurried to call Trevor. I was about to drive Lydia home when Trevor's name lit up my screen. I put the call on speaker so she could hear. "Hannie, didn't you say you'd feed Evelyn's dog? Did you forget?" I pretended to be surprised. "Oh, yeah! I would've forgotten if you hadn't called. I'll go now."

"Your phone's data must be super important, huh? I went ahead and deleted it, turning it into a total mess. Do you think Kingston University will kick you out for that?” "Kingston University? More like they're blind as bats. I tried to get in, and they had the nerve to snub me for not finishing my master's? They even had the gall to call my college a no-name school..." Lucy's eyes rolled back, and this time, she actually passed out.

I choked out, the taste of copper filling my mouth. Another flash. The marking ceremony. I felt the phantom sensation of my teeth sinking into her shoulder, the rush of her essence mixing with mine, the gold thread of fate snapping into place, binding us soul to soul. I buried her three years ago. The lie tasted like ash. The memories of the funeral, the grief, the empty coffin—they were painted in grey, dull and flat compared to the Technicolor brilliance of the memories flooding back now. The funeral was a movie I had watched. The meadow... the mating... the night we made love under the stars... that was real.

Hurriedly throwing on his clothes, he stammered out, "I… Sorry. I was too presumptuous." Tugging him into a hug, I deliberately poked fun at him, "I heard from the other employees at Gardner Corporation that Lincoln Solt is the unattainable heartthrob of the company who has been hung up on someone for the past seven years. That person couldn't possibly be me, right?" As I spoke, I began teasing his sensitive spots. In no time, I felt something hard pushing against my lower belly, causing heat to surge through my body. "Winnie, I miss you. I've been missing you and thinking of you every single day for the past few years."

"Don't you dare speak to me with that pathetic, clinical tone! You are a useless, broken human who trapped my mate for three years. I will see you crawl out of this territory on your knees before the thirty days are up." Evelyn looked down at the shattered glass and the scattered herbs at her feet, her expression remaining entirely unbothered. She looked back up at Cynthia, a faint, humorless smile touching her lips. "The glass is easily swept away, Lady Cynthia. Just like my memory will be. Enjoy your banquet this weekend." Without waiting for a response, Evelyn stepped over the debris and walked out into the cold fog, leaving the high-born Alpha roaring in silent, maddened frustration behi

I had pissed off the pack Luna, which was clear. “Oohh, ha fucking ha.” She sniped. “You want to try being so fucking fat you can’t see your feet, and aren’t even sure you put on matching shoes and your bloody mind plays tricks on you to make you question if you did, but you can't see past the beach ball of a belly to check.”