You Forgot The Funny Novels & Stories

Jordan even knew that what he just said is not funny and does not require Lu to keep smiling like he is. Oh! It's a smirk, a sly smirk that means one thing. "What do we have in mind sir," he asked. "You fetch me her number while I have a party to crash this weekend" Lu smirked "I forgot, next tomorrow is weekend" Humming like he wasn't ready to tear Gio apart some minutes ago, Lu walked to his closest. He must have released Gio for the boy happens to be staring at him in surprise. "Sir?" Jordan asked unsure "Can I say something?" He cringed.

"Ms. Cervini, are you sure? You're three months in. This might mean no kids—ever." I didn't flinch. "I'm sure." The nurse gave me that soft, pitying look but kept quiet. Once the anesthesia wore off, I popped the pill. Oliver had faked his memory loss. But in seven days, I'd really forget him. I booked a ticket home for exactly one week later. Right as I set my phone down, the door burst open. Oliver walked in with a ridiculous bouquet.

He is so gorgeous when he smiles. "Mara, I didn't forget anything today?" Grandpa asked, looking at me. "Umm!! Grandpa, you forgot me earlier." Sir Jayson burst into laughter, and I blush. "Of all the things you will forget, you forgot Mara Grandpa?" He said, chuckling. "l can't help it. Why are you laughing? I also forget you, even though you are my grandson." Grandpa said, rolling his eyes, which made his grandson break into a pit of laughter again. I chuckled. I couldn't help it. His laugh was contagious.

"What's the problem love?" "I forgot something." "What did you forgot? Is it very important?" He ask. "Yes." I am teary eyed now. "What is it? Don't cry please." "You'll laugh" He shakes his head in denial. "Are you sure?" He nodded. "Tell me." "We forgot the PIZZA! SO turn around!" They started to look at me again. This fudgers "The CAR!" I look at Gideon checking if he is laughing but he is not. When you look closely his eyes

How in the world did he actually forget Thalia’s birthday? Forget about everything else, he actually forgot his mate’s birthday! Carter himself was surprised at this, he looked at Thalia who was staring up at him with concern and then at Kim who was looking a bit too smug for his liking and then at Dan who was laughing like a hyena on crack. “ I am fine,” said Carter as he straightened up and caught Dan who was trying to sneak off by the back of his collar. “It's nothing everything is fine, I just forgot that there was something important for us to do and then kind of dozed off,” then he dragged Dan out of the dining room as he shouted over his shoulder, “It's nothing to worry about.”

he said. Soon, Shaun’s soup was ready, and we ate. I still couldn’t remember what I was supposed to tell Shaun, so I let it go, hoping it would come back to me. We laughed and talked about basketball. I didn’t know what was happening to me—I completely forgot the topic. Mico took too long. After we finished eating, Shaun asked me, “So, what was it we needed to talk about?” I thought hard but really couldn’t remember. “Ah, I forgot. Don’t think about it anymore,” I said.

I studied this particular topic and I know the answer but I couldn’t remember anything. Just like I didn’t remember to hand over my assignment, or that I had had a test on Tuesday, or where I had put my dorm keys when they were on my desk. Just forgetting small random things. “Stupid bitch doesn’t even know the answer” I heard Suzie whisper, loud enough so only I hear. This was a few minutes after I still couldn’t remember even after Mr. Robinson gave me hints. “Babe, don’t make fun of the mentally challenged” I heard Liam tell her right before they started to silently laugh.

Hailey “Did you forget your birthday too?” he asked me. Oh fuck, really? like really? I forgot my own birthday! “O-oh seems like” he laughed. “Well, it’s okay. Now we’re gonna celebrate your birthday” I smiled. Yes! It is gonna be so much fun. Maybe I will make new memories and forget what happened today anyway. “Yeahh” I replied.

I ask confusely "I mean, your beautiful with a heart, simple and a brave woman that's why I like you. And even if I don't remember you now I guess my heart didn't forget you as it beats only for you and if I don't remember you again in the future I'd fall for you all over again." he said

"You've made your donation. Crashed our event. Made your little speech. Now leave." "I haven't even had dinner yet." Marcus smiled. "Surely TheSlyvester can spare a plate for a donor?" "Consider your donation returned. Get out." The room was completely silent now. Everyone watching. Everyone waiting to see what would happen. Marcus's expression hardened. The friendly mask dropped, revealing something cold underneath.