You Forgot The Funny Novels & Stories

"Your phone's data must be super important, huh? I went ahead and deleted it, turning it into a total mess. Do you think Kingston University will kick you out for that?” "Kingston University? More like they're blind as bats. I tried to get in, and they had the nerve to snub me for not finishing my master's? They even had the gall to call my college a no-name school..." Lucy's eyes rolled back, and this time, she actually passed out.

I choked out, the taste of copper filling my mouth. Another flash. The marking ceremony. I felt the phantom sensation of my teeth sinking into her shoulder, the rush of her essence mixing with mine, the gold thread of fate snapping into place, binding us soul to soul. I buried her three years ago. The lie tasted like ash. The memories of the funeral, the grief, the empty coffin—they were painted in grey, dull and flat compared to the Technicolor brilliance of the memories flooding back now. The funeral was a movie I had watched. The meadow... the mating... the night we made love under the stars... that was real.

Hurriedly throwing on his clothes, he stammered out, "I… Sorry. I was too presumptuous." Tugging him into a hug, I deliberately poked fun at him, "I heard from the other employees at Gardner Corporation that Lincoln Solt is the unattainable heartthrob of the company who has been hung up on someone for the past seven years. That person couldn't possibly be me, right?" As I spoke, I began teasing his sensitive spots. In no time, I felt something hard pushing against my lower belly, causing heat to surge through my body. "Winnie, I miss you. I've been missing you and thinking of you every single day for the past few years."

"Hello?" ​The same mysterious female voice spoke from the other end. "Watch the video." ​Javier stiffened as he overheard. "What video?" ​"The one inside the package," the woman replied. ​Nina's grip tightened around the phone. "Who are you?" ​The woman ignored the question. "If you want to know why your husband forgot your anniversary... start by learning what happened six years ago." ​The call disconnected. ​Without wasting another second, Nina hurried to her laptop and inserted the flash drive. Only one untitled file appeared on the screen. Javier clicked play.

he said “You should rest, I’ll get going.” “Okay fine, go away.” I tried to laugh “But when the time you leave me, Forget me, forget that you have me, forget that you have a sister who always cares for you. I will not bother you anymore.” I chuckled “You’re free.”

Leo asked me. "Yes, once, I almost fell," I said while laughing. "You're really stupid Rico, why did you do that to Rylan!" Jeff shouted at Rico. If they yell, it's like they're angry at each other, but they laugh, it's really fun to have friends. Because I was so tired I was very thirsty, I was about to get my water when I suddenly remembered that I forgot to prepare it earlier because I had paper bags with me, I really forget about it.