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Knowing someone who used to be your friend for so long is a blessing for everyone, yet, it's painful somehow. A friend who can rely and cry on you when they needed you the most, yet, they are not there for you when you needed them.

Sandra was known as the most beautiful woman in the country. A daughter of one of the most influential and powerful businessman in the world. She's everything a man could ask for. She's every woman dying to be like and would kill for just to be in her shoes. But her life is not as perfect as square as people think. Despite everything she has in her golden plate, there's still one thing she badly wanted to have but couldn't get. Phoenix. The elusive faceless genius composer who seemed to hate her.

Step 1: Go to college. Check. Step 2: Find a job. No luck. Step 3: Start a family. Whoa, one thing at a time. Alicia Chambers was stuck on Step 2. No matter how many resumes she sent out, she couldn’t find a job in her dream field: phone app development. It seemed like most successful apps were started by a single inspired person in their basement, including the most recent craze, Monster Go. If only Alicia could find her own inspiration for an app… Drawn into the game (research, she told herself), she meets a mysterious stranger who also plays. He’s perfect for her: rich, handsome, and nerdy. However, despite formerly being in app development himself, Jacob seems to have left it all behind. Between romantic dates and catching monsters, Alicia finds herself growing closer to the mysterious man. But when she learns something that he deliberately kept hidden, will she flee his secretive life? Will she let him know her own secret- that she’s carrying a little gift from all their time “playing” together? I Choose You is a standalone romance novel. If you like new adult stories, you’ll enjoy this story of two people finding love over a phone app.

*****"""""***** I was there looking into your life and your soul was always mine, but you were reluctant . This was an undeniable Twist of Fate that brought them together, even if they both belonged to two different worlds and were never meant to cross paths, which them got entangled into a series of lives and deaths, reincarnating to end that "Pact". EMERALD AZURE, a would be Alpha king who is not blessed with a 'Destined Mate' by Moon Gooddess, happens to come across an independent, University student SCARLET LOZENGE, who happen to be a weapon Designger and they both got into each other again . But what would happen when they would come to know the past that they shared ? Would Scarlet be able to forgive Emerald ? And Would Emerald be able to protect Scarlet ?? How long they are safe?. But what would happen when her true self is revealed?? Would they again be dancing as puppets in the hands of so called " Destiny" this time too ?? Or This time it's all about the choices they make ?? Whom would they both choose ??? .. .. their lives or the unspoken relationship...!!! *****"""""***** Stay tuned to find out the beautiful journey of reincarnation of these two people who found each other in different Eras and time intervals due to series of twists and turns. ****""""**** [ Note: The cover credit goes to rightful owner. Cover picture is taken from Google and Editing has been done solely by me.] This story is purely a work of my imagination and any resemblance of characters or incidents is just a pure coincidence. ****""""**** Instagram : pooja.bansal.92560 ****""""****

Malam itu, Ella Midiana secara tidak sengaja memergoki Alan Pratama bersama seorang laki-laki, Ella mengira Alan adalah seorang gay. Kesalahpahamanpun terjadi. Alan Berpikir Ella lah yang menyebarkan rumor mengenai dirinya. la selalu mempersulit dan menjadikan Ella seperti babunya. Seiring berjalannya waktu, mereka kian dekat. Kesalahpahaman mereka satu sama lain akhirnya terkuak. Ella ternyata tidak seperti yang Alan bayangan dan Alan pun begitu. Suatu ketika Ella sadar bahwa ia telah jatuh hati pada Alan. Ketika ingin mengungkapkan perasaannya, ia tidak sengaja mendengar percakapan Alan dengan seseorang. Alan mengatakan bahwa dia tidak mencintai Ella dan tidak berencana untuk bersamanya. Ella patah hati, padahal dia berpikir Alan baik padanya karena dia juga menyukainya. Akhirnya ia mulai menjauh. Alan tidak bertanya mengapa Ella tiba-tiba menjauhinya, mungkin dia tahu penyebabnya atau memang ia sengaja melakukannya, agar Ella menjauh darinya.

Julian Ziegler betrays his and Willow Harper's four-year marriage. He pursues his true love like mad, wanting to make up for the regrets he experienced in his youth. Willow loves him deeply and tries her best to win him back. However, he wraps an arm around his true love and mocks her. "You're the furthest thing from a woman I've ever seen, Willow! I can't even get it up when I look at your icy face!" Willow's heart dies at his words. She no longer clings to him and leaves, not wanting to embarrass herself further. … Julian doesn't recognize Willow when they meet again. She sheds her strong, domineering façade, revealing a softer, more affectionate side. Countless big shots pursue her—even the most powerful man in the city smiles only for her. Julian loses his mind! He loiters outside her door every night, giving her checks and expensive jewelry. If possible, he would dig out his heart for her. When others are curious about their relationship, Willow merely smiles indifferently. "Mr. Ziegler is just a passing chapter in the book of my life."

Diya Wanda grew up in a convent since the day she was abandoned at the church entrance. She never let the abandonment put her down. She grew up to be a firm believer that there is goodness in the world. This was her weakness and downfall because when she went out into the world with the blessing of the nuns. She thought it would keep her safe. The world was not as she hoped, but she was a believer. This led her to Ace Torane. She fell in love hard, fast. Their love blinded Diya into believing her happily ever after would last forever. Until she witnessed his hidden horrifying side. She considered him unredeemable and fled than confront. With her long gone and his kept secret out, Ace's fury ignited because she left. She fled with something valuable enough to let him burn everything that was in his path, including Diya. ~WARNING. THIS BOOK CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND STRONG GRAPHIC CONTENT~

Sagar is a tall, fair and extremely handsome man, could be easily called as a Dream boy. While he dreams about only one girl.... Damini. The girl who stole his heart when they were still in school... He was madly in love with Damini. But one day she left without saying a single word to him. He was broken hearted and still kept looking for her... Finally he found her after 10 years. What will happen when they come face to face with eachother. Come and join this journey to find more about their story......

Kisah cinta seorang pilot dengan gadis usia 17 tahun. Perjodohan disetiap keluarga memang selalu ada, akan tetapi, bedanya kisah cinta seorang pilot. Kini, ia tak menduga bahwa akan dijodohkan oleh keluarganya sendiri dengan gadis berusia 17 tahun. Tetapi, ia sudah berjumpa dengan gadis tersebut dan ia langsung suka dengan gadis itu. akankah gadis itu menerima perjodohannya dengan seorang pilot yang beda jauh usianya 6 tahun? Mencintaimu adalah hal terindah dalam hidupku, mengenalmu sangat cepat saja, mendapatkan sebuah perasaan yang tak terduga. maka dari itu akan kutaruhkan seluruh segenap jiwa dan ragaku ini untuk dirimu. -Muhammad Maulana Nandito Wijaya Pertemuan yang kita jalani ini sangat begitu cepat, dan ada hal tidak di terdugakan olehku saat ini. Saat melihatmu saja kau begitu mengagumkan, apalagi cara kau melihatku. Setelah itu, aku merasakan kalau aku menyukaimu dengan begitu cepat, cepat atau lambat akankah perasaanku ini akan terbalaskan? atau sebaliknya? -Jessica Setia Ningsih Adhitama

When someone asks me “how much will you wait for her?" My answer is“I will wait for her till my last breath" And I mean it.I am waiting for her and I will no matter what other say.Because my heart know she will definitely come back to me for our love,for our promise ; a promise to not leave eachother alone. ....... People says‛Waiting is a waste of time.'But sometime it's not a waste of time , especially if the thing you're waiting for is worth it.This story is the story prove of it. This story is about Abhinav Rathore who is waiting for his lady love ,Amaira.And he firmly believe that she will come back in his life one day for sure. But the main thing is that she is close to him,yet so far.She is in front of his eyes,yet he is longing to be with her.Why? What has happened to her?Will his believe win or not?Most importantly Will he keep standing on his believe or give up? To know read this love story .