You So Dumb Jokes

Ever wonder how one of the best days of your life turns into a lifelong nightmare? Two people, two different worlds yet bound by the same emotion, "HATE." Marriage is supposed to be an eternal bond filled with love and happiness. This was far from the truth for Asmaira and Amaan. Two broken souls entangle in the game of destiny, which ends their dream of everlasting love. For one, it was a journey of redemption, and for another, it was to seek vengeance. Amaan was forced to marry Asmaira, who knew how much he hated her, yet, she agreed to the marriage, knowing well the thorny path coming her way. What is the past that connects both Asmara and Amaan, and why do they hate each other so much without meeting each other? "Please......." was the only word she could say while trying to get out of his grip. "Please let me go," she stammered in between her hiccup, shaking her head with pleading eyes and folded hands. "Why are you scared, baby? I know I was wrong to not accept you as my wife, but now I want to correct my mistake. Let's start once again our marriage. How about I gift you something to celebrate?" He said near her ear, emphasizing the word 'gift.' Sensing her fright, he grabs her waist while using the other to stroke her cheek, "how about giving you a baby tonight?" Asmaira gaped. "I know it is your first time, and.." he trailed, hitching Asmaira's breath, "I would make sure you would never forget it."

My husband sends me a photo of our obedient daughter holding a plate of food. He writes, "Thanks to my patient guidance, our sweetheart has finally made her first dish! We're waiting for you to come home and taste it!" The exhaustion I feel from work is swept away when I see that. No one expects that I'll reach home half an hour later and kill him.

"They say enemies are the best in bed. Let's see if that's true." ~Amanda, after witnessing a murder, was placed by the police department in the Witness Protection Program. It would have sounded good, yes, until she found out she was staying inside a mansion filled with vampires and owned by a vampire master with enigmatic eyes...Genre: Vampire-Romance, Mystery, EroticStatus: CompleteAll Rights ReservedJMFelic Books 2020

Warning : Cerita ini mengandung adegan 21+ jadi mohon bijak dalam membaca. Zee selalu dikelilingi banyak cinta dari keluarganya bahkan materi, namun itu tidak membuat Zee tinggi hati. Zee tidak masuk dalam perusahaan keluarganya walaupun dipaksa sekalipun, Zee lebih memilih berhubungan dengan anak-anak tidak mampu dan beruntungnya selalu di dukung keluarganya. Billy memiliki masa lalu buruk mengenai kedua orang tuanya, sosok ayah yang menjadi idolanya seketika hilang setelah sang ayah meninggalkannya, walaupun Billy tahu apa yang dilakukan sang ayah adalah benar tapi Billy tetap menyalahkan kenapa sampai hati meninggalkan mereka semua dan itu karena pengaruh dari kata-kata ibunya. Pertemuan tidak sengaja mereka membuat getaran tersendiri namun setelah tahu siapa sebenarnya apakah ada perubahan? kebencian itu muncul atau akan tergantikan dengan cinta seperti orang tua mereka yang jatuh dalam perangkap cinta?

~He felt chills run down his stomach but he wasn’t going to budge, His icy sliver eyes looked right back at her fierce green eyes "I don’t need your money!” He says and squeezes the cheque till it shredded, She glanced at the now torn cheque and back at him "Fine!” She muttered with disdain and attempted to jerk her arm free but he held on tighter “I will find you! And this time You will dance to my tune!" He says and she smirked "Wouldn’t you like to see that!" She says and jerked her arm free, Her eyes leaving his as she looked at Judy who seemed confused as to what she just witnessed Reed watched as Rielle walked back into her car and the car sped off. He meant every word, He will find her and she would dance to his tune!~ A Ruthless robber, A high class thief, The city of Cunningham's nightmare, Only interested in the wealth of the rich and famous, Born from a prostitute mother and mafia father. Causing havoc all over the city, Her victims do not have the privilege to see her face and for this she is called THE MASKED GIRL Detective Reed Parker, An handsome, smart and witty man with the looks to go with it, He graduated top of his class in the police academy. He is not only handsome but extremely intelligent too. He gets sent to Cunningham to solve the mystery behind the masked girl. Only that he would be solving more than the mystery of theft when matters of the heart surfaces. Would Rielle draw Reed into her life of crime and deceit? Or Would Reed make Rielle give up her life of crime ?

Josalina was finally freed from jail on bail by the CEO of Tyrant Group to use her as a bait against the ruthless maniac billionaire of the country as well as her ex boyfriend , Stephen Richards. The fire of revenge burnt in Josalina as she plotted her vengeance in a dramatic game but little did she knew that though she created pits for Stephen but she herself fell into it. Will Stephen get back with her or will he torture her to death? What will happen to Noah's scheme, did his plan fail or his cruel ideas were in line? What secrets lie between the best couple that made them enemies?

The moon goddess had a sense of humor for pairing Fiona with the devilish alpha behind all her struggles. Worst still, the devilish Alpha rejects her And just when she thinks her hopes of a fairytale love is crushed and she would live alone in her misery The powerful rival of her mate swoops into her life with sexy blue eyes and an unwavering interest and a burning passion for her. She is torn between the teeth of two powerful Alphas The one who refuses to claim her and the one who wants to consume her. But now Fiona has learned to fight dirty and would do anything to get the attention of her mate including getting her fingers into the deep and becoming a pawn for her so called mate. What she doesn't realize is that all along she is on the wrong side of the battle She is tangled in a steamy twist of betrayal, secrets, revenge, and love. With only one thing she on her mind; love. When the truth reveals can she forgive? Can true love triumph over revenge? And can one love the devil?

Everyone knew—Jessica Conway had always adored Jack Murray. They were high school lovers, and everyone just assumed they would get married eventually and live happily ever after. But then, there was Abby Conway, Jessica's elder sister who was "gravely ill." On the eve of Jessica and Jack's wedding, he said, "Jess, your sister's really really sick. Let's give her a chance to be the bride for now, alright? You know you're the one I love." Abby echoed, "Jess, promise me you'll come to the wedding, okay?" Jessica clutched the stomach cancer diagnosis in her hands and said nothing. On the wedding day, she never showed up. Jack, realizing her absence, abandoned the ceremony and rushed home—only to find the house empty. The only thing left behind was a single sheet of paper: her final diagnosis. For three days and three nights, Jack knelt before Jessica, begging for a second chance. But she never forgave him. Not even in death.

5 tahun berlalu mereka bertemu kembali, bukan sebagai teman lama melainkan menjadi musuh!. Wei selalu menjadi sosok yang sempurna baginya, meski kini Wei telah berubah. Katanya cinta pertama tak tergantikan, meski waktu berlalu namun masih terasa membekas. Begitu pula perasaan Zhang Meng Qi terhadap Wei zilian. Serangkaian kejadian manis dan berbagai konflik terjadi diantara mereka. Ketika Zhang Meng Qi mengetahui trauma Wei berhubungan dengannya, apakah ia akan menyerah? Di tengah konflik yang terjadi Zhang Meng Qi terlibat dalam cinta segi 4 . Kalian team mana? Wei cinta pertama vs David pahlawan kegelapan?

Dareen, pria tampan yang masih berumur 23 tahun, namun sudah diberikan jabatan sebagai Direktur utama di perusahaan keluarga. Tentunya tidak semudah itu ia mendapatkan jabatan tersebut, Dareen harus berusaha mendapatkan hati ayahnya agar bisa percaya padanya. Dia harus berkerja keras, dari nol untuk mencapai cita-cita nya. Dengan semangat yang diberikan kekasihnya membuat pria itu akhirnya berhasil mencapai cita-cita yang selama ini ia inginkan, menjadi Direktur Utama. Nafeesa, gadis cantik yang masih berumur 22 tahun. Ia selalu ada disaat Dareen dalam keterpurukan, ia selalu memberikan semangat pada kekasihnya. Mereka sudah lama menjalin hubungan, mereka sudah merencanakan agar melanjutkan hubungan ke jenjang pernikahan. Namun selama menjalin hubungan mereka tak mendapatkan restu dari kedua orang tua, Dareen. Dengan begitu mereka harus menunda dan mencoba segala cara agar mendapat restu dari orang tua Dareen. Pria itu mengajak Nafeesa untuk menginap di apartement-nya. Dareen meminta sesuatu yang tak seharusnya di minta, sebelum ada ikatan pernikahan. Nafeesa bimbang, namun saat mendengar ucapan kekasihnya ia pun menyetujuinya. Mereka pun melakukan hubungan yang tak seharusnya mereka lakukan. Akankah kedua orang tua Dareen memberi restu setelah mereka melakukan hubungan terlarang? Atau malah mereka semakin menentang hubungan Dareen dan Nafeesa?