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"I can't feel pain until I met you" Ten Crayson is a son of a multi-billionaire and the only heir of the fifth-teen companies of Crayson. He is special because of his congenital analgasia or CIP-- he cannot feel pain and loss his senses. He is the legendary of the BGW University where nightmares are true and touchable, and do troublesome activities with the three gangs. In a twist of destiny, Ten met a handsome but softhearted man named Krist De Vera who was also the owner of De Vera Group of Companies Incoporated and the rival of the Crayson. In the presence of Krist, Ten slowly knows his past that even Krist himself doesn't know about. He slowly fell in love with him and brings a new chapter of his life that changes how he see the world around him.

“You have a wife?” I exclaimed, throwing the newly ironed suit at him. He picked it up, scowling at me for wrinkling his clothing “You met Christine?” I opened and closed my mouth repeatedly, shocked by his nonchalance. “We made love!” “We fucked, Abigail, and that has nothing to do with Christine. She’s my wife and you’re just a body for my pleasure. Now, if you’d get out of my office.” When Abigail Hayes starts working at a new office, she is instantly attracted to her boss. Fortunately for her, her boss is just as attracted to her. One thing leads to another and they have sex, only for her to find out the next morning that he is married. Will she continue this forbidden relationship? Will she agree to be his mistress?

He was the most outstanding man. He was a cynical, devoted and smart extra-terrestrial scientist. He was Sir Mo Kun. During her flourishing years, Long Xi saved him. He wanted to repay her with his life and even gave her all kinds of opportunities to suck up to him! Just what kind of an alien was he? His actions were scaring her! He stole her first kiss just through manipulating a hong bao (red packet) game! He came up with a simple invention and sold it at an extravagant price! He even helped her numerous dreams to come true: Solve a mystery case, open a fashion design company, go on a reality show, treasure-hunting, travel around the world, open a restaurant... he indirectly filled her mind with his image 24/7—a symptom with no cure! Seeing him tortured by enemies, she plunged into hell fire herself and was even willing to give up her life! After he lost his memory, he fell onto the verge of death, and she was willing to travel back in time and change his fate! This was a poem of love, a challenging mystery case, a song of dreams, an out-of-the-blue downfall, a teeth-gritting despicable act. It is a quintet symphony, are you listening?

Isang pusong nakakulong sa obligasyon at isang pusong puno ng ambisyon ang pagtatagpuin ng isang misyon. Walang ibang bagay ang mahalaga ngayon kay Kiro Verona bukod sa matagal na niyang pangarap sa buhay, iyon ay ang sumikat ang bandang binuo niya at ang mga kantang gagawin nila. One day, a great opportunity came to him when his cousin, Nathalia Fernandez, offer him a good deal and that is to help him to get into the talent agency where she belongs to. But unexpectedly, her help is not for free. She wants Kiro to do something first for her. Pinanghihinalaan kasi nito na bading ang kaniyang boyfriend na si Nikkolai Froy Servantes—the problematic and introvert mayor of La Castellion. Kaya ang gusto ni Nathalia ay akitin niya ito kung paano niya akitin ang kaniyang mga babae hanggang sa lumabas ang tunay nitong kulay. But what if the waves of love will change the beat of their hearts? Can they still get up when they are already fallen madly, deeply inlove?

Sinopsis Kesempatan Kedua By Lucy Ang Chelsy sangat terpukul dengan kematian Fareld. Apalagi anak tunggalnya, sebagai pewaris keluarga Columbus, Alex dia harus tinggal diasrama sekolah untuk mengenyam pendidikan di Pendidikan Dalam Negeri Kebangsawanan Inggris. Chelsy sangat kesepian lalu memutuskan pulang ke Indonesia untuk mengurus bisnisnya yang hampir bangkrut. Wilson telah berhasil memberikan pukulan telak bagi perusahaannya. Dan dia merasa tidak heran kalau Wilson melakukan hal itu padanya. Setelah meninggalnya Fareld, perasaan dan hasratnyapun turut mati. Tidak ada seorangpun yang bisa membuatnya tergoda, sampai pada akhirnya dia bertemu kembali dengan Wilson. Hasratnya bergejolak lagi dan menginginkan Wilson meski dia harus menahan dirinya karena tahu Wilson membencinya saat ini! Wilson membenci Chelsy tapi juga membenci dirinya karena belum bisa melupakan Chelsy dan masih tetap mencintainya sampai saat ini. Tujuannya menghancurkan perusahaan Chelsy agar dia ingin Chelsy kembali padanya. Tapi lagi-lagi dia harus kecewa karena saat ini ada pria lain yg telah mendampinginya. Semakin marah Wilson tapi dia tetap tidak bisa melupakan Chelsy begitu saja! Satu-satunya jalan adalah merayu Chesy supaya minta maaf dan kembali padanya! Berhasilkah Wilson melakukannya? Let see together....

Valeria Sienna, gadis berumur 18 tahun masuk ke dalam novel yang dibacanya setelah menjadi korban ke 11 pembunuh berantai saat pulang berbelanja. Menjadi pemeran utama bernama Elleonore tidaklah mudah. Kehidupan yang jauh dari kata bahagia harus dijalani detik itu juga. Sosok papa Elleonore yang menyayangi anak angkatnya dibanding anak kandung, menjadi tantangan sendiri untuk Sienna. Di tambah obsesi gila teman papanya bernama Izekiel yang berusaha melakukan apapun agar Elleonore menjadi miliknya. Tidak segan-segan menyingkirkan orang di sekeliling Elleonore agar obsesi itu tercapai. Ending cerita, Elleonore mati dibunuh kakak angkatnya. Untuk itulah, dengan sekuat tenaga Sienna akan merubah ending ceritanya.

What happens if the person you are chasing is also chasing someone else? Unique Aurella Ravenna Aglauros is a supermodel and a CEO that comes from the wealthiest family of Chicago. Finding true love for someone as busy, as famous, and as rich as Aurella is a very difficult task to accomplish. It might even be too impossible, so when her family arranged her to marry a CEO just like herself, hesitations were nowhere to be found. She agreed, and she eventually learned to be fond of him until she somehow fell in love. But when her long-awaited wedding day finally came, he changed his mind and left her standing at the altar with her expensive white gown stained with shame. Humiliated, she instead focused on becoming the best of her field just to forget that she let herself be fooled. Little did she know, there was someone else secretly yearning for her behind the competition between them in the business world. But how can a love story blossom in a toxic and chaotic environment? And how can he be capable of reaching her when she's chasing someone who's also busy running after someone else? Oh, how unlucky.

Krystal Hugace is perfectly fine with her life. As her colleagues starts to get married and have their own families, she enjoys her free life being the successful designer that she is. Life is good. That is until she meets Christian Giannini –the CEO of the prominent and best steel exporter company of Ground Zeta– marching up to her office demanding for her to create the best pair of suit and wedding dress for his and his pregnant fiance's wedding. Krystal is not ready for this kind of commitment.

Beautiful young Roxanne gets caught up in a mysterious deadly experiment of survival created by a multi billion dollar company known as International body of evolutionary divergence aka IBED. If she fails the entire world dies but if she survived the world escapes a deadly world war III... "She was met with two terrible things, the choking smell of rotten corpses and a room full of dead bodies hanging from ropes attached to the roof. Slowly she began to make her way passed the corpses one after the other"

Francesca only had one thing on her mind: escaping the hell that is her husband, Alpha Stefano. But it wasn't an easy feat, and more difficult years went by until she found hope in her mate, Alpha Tristan. It had long been scarred and hidden, but Tristan somehow effortlessly opened Francesca's heart again. And even as the world turned against them, she could only be certain of one thing: their love is stronger than all the forces of the universe.