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I lost my hearing later in life. After I got a cochlear implant, nothing scared me more than a sudden loud noise.
Every year on my birthday, my boyfriend, Ethan Crawford, would check the venue in advance, worried that a sudden noise might startle me.
This year, he swore up and down that he had booked a private dining room with top-notch soundproofing.
The moment I pushed the door open, a water-filled balloon burst right next to my ear.
Ethan's childhood friend, Chloe Brennan, stood in the middle of the courtyard, a thumbtack pinched between her fingers, grinning as she called out to me, "Birthday present, heads up!"
The balloon exploded, and ice-cold water drenched me from head to toe.
The external processor of my cochlear implant flooded instantly, and a shrill buzz filled my ear.
I cowered in the corner, trembling all over, but when I looked up, I saw my boyfriend pressing his hands over Chloe's ears.
Chloe shouted, "Does this desensitization trick of yours actually work?"
He answered casually, "Just pop a few more and she'll get over it. She's being dramatic. Birthdays are supposed to be loud."
I clutched my still-dripping down jacket and finally understood. He hadn't forgotten to book a soundproofed room.
He had wanted to play along with Chloe's cruel idea of fun.
Water kept running down my hair, and the buzzing in my ear grew sharper and sharper.
He walked over and reached for me. "There, toughening-up session over. Let's go inside and eat."
I calmly removed the waterlogged external processor and hurled it into the river.
"No thanks. You two enjoy your dinner."