Plastic Bag Beagle
After spending five years in Virtue School, I was a machine that dutifully carried out every order.
Seeing me staying as silent as a grave, my father exclaimed happily, "Jojo's such a good boy now. Come on, let's eat! Let's celebrate!"
Hearing the order to eat, I sprang to my feet, grabbed a plate, and stayed on all fours, shoving food into my own mouth with my own hands.
My sister Josie shot me a look of disgust. "Mom! Dad! How has he improved?! He's even more annoying now!"
On the other hand, the culprit who made me like this—the adopted orphan of my mother's fallen comrade—was suddenly tearing up, his voice cracking. "Sorry, brother… I didn't know you'd hate me for so long.
"If you hate me that much, I will go to my mother. I'm more than content after your parents have taken care of me for so long."
My brain, essentially lobotomized by shock therapy, couldn't understand such complex sentences.
So I only watched as he gritted his teeth and pressed his dinner knife against his own neck.
My parents promptly leaped up to stop him, while Josie bellowed at me, "No! If anyone should die, it's Joseph! He's such a jinx, ruining the mood here as soon as he comes back!"
It was another complex sentence, but my mind caught the order this time.
'Die. Joseph.'
Without hesitation, I scrambled to my feet, dashed toward the open window, and jumped.