Three Chances Too Late
I helped my wife, Kim Carey, rise from obscurity into stardom, only to discover that she was having an affair with a rising young actor who looked like me.
When I asked for a divorce, she cried and begged me not to leave.
In the end, I caved in. I gave her three chances.
The first time, she stayed up all night to post a public statement clarifying all the rumors between her and Emmett Stone.
She canceled all her work and stayed with me for an entire week.
The second time, on my birthday, she publicly announced that Emmett was her soulmate. She even released intimate photos of the two of them.
She buried herself in my arms and said righteously, "Emmett is depressed. I'm only doing this