SCANDALOUS SECRETS
"I knew it. I told you, Jen! It’s always the ones with the cute, innocent, 'I-only-read-classic-literature' faces. They’re the real sleepers."
"Alexa," Jenna said, stepping closer, her arms crossed over her chest. She looked like a detective who had just found the murder weapon right under the bed of their suspect. "What kind of mischief have you been plotting behind our backs? This isn't just a list. This is a fucking manifesto. Brazilian Wax? Really, Lex? You’re going for the full bald eagle?"
I tried to shove the notepad under my pillow, my movements clumsy and desperate. "It’s nothing! I just... I wanted to try something new. Self-care! Haven't you ever heard of self-care?"