Am I The Ahole Novels & Stories

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

Emily hissed with this disgust and it was at this point that I heard enough "If you two idiots want to talk about me, how about you do it to my face instead of talking shit amongst yourself and acting like two stupid cowards? You seem to have a lot to say, so say to me instead and stop being so unnecessarily loud!" I hissed in frustration, getting sick and tired of having to deal with their constant pokin g.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ving to deal with their constant poking.

She was right about me being an asshole though. I was a big one! I muse as I laid on my bed remembering the girl who after just a few minutes of stepping into my house has owned my every thought, Abigail fucking Howard! I saw her tonight after all these years and what did I do to her? I made her cry! I broke her, just like I did all those years ago!

“No, obviously it isn’t.” “So what do I do?” Miles fell back again. August rolled his eyes and layered his lips in chapstick with a sigh. “Miles, you know I love you, right?” “Yes.” “So understand that this comes from a place of true, honest love: you are literally the dumbest blond I have ever met.” Miles gasped sharply, “That is rude! That girl from mean girls is way dumber than me!” “All I’m saying is that the answer is right in front of you, and you’re completely overlooking it.”

He is searching for her for one month, but still there is no sign of her anywhere. Who are you? What were you doing in that forest at that hour of the night alone? Why did you offer to help a stranger in pain? Look where your kindness leads to? People are scared with just a word out of my mouth. Why were you not scared, even when I warned you to run away? ” Andrew said to no one in particular. Andrew didn't completely believe what Charmaine told him but he still couldn't bring himself to assume that she was lying all this time since he found her naked beside him, and she also has the same physique as the girl in his mind.

I don’t feel jealous! I don't care about that madman! That one is crazy, yes, crazy! He's insane! He's heartless! Remember this, Amy! That guy is nothing! He's nothing but a dumb*ss! Dumb*ss and a dumb*ss! Oh, who owns these abs? Because, I looked up a bit and abs are the first that my eyes saw. Oh, don't tell me. I even looked up and that's it! It's him! The fool even grinning!

Helena cursed. "We were so close at finally punishing that bastard Xavier. I would've killed him if he agreed to take the punished. Cursed those stupid rules, him still being alive shows us how weak we are. We now have two abomination walking free among our midst." Cortez slammed his hand smashing the table into two.

Aldo POV: It sucks, I find this really annoying. Trapped in a cold room and together with Damian. Aisshh, if only I was stuck together with Key. Maybe I could have hugged him to share the warmth. After all, there's just this uncle. Trapped us in this cold room. Did uncle do it on purpose? "Hey, you just shut up. Help me find something from this room!”

Her voice is warped by the ambient hum of my dying PC fan, but still very judgmental. I roll onto my stomach, pushing aside a graveyard of snack wrappers. “Pixel, please. If I get arrested, it's because I cracked a dead whale wallet and forgot to clear my browser history. Not because the FBI found me eating cereal shirtless at 2 a.m.” “You’re disgusting.” “I prefer the term ‘vintage hacker chic.’” “You’re a nerd in sweats with a death wish.” “Sexy death wish,” I correct. My headset crackles as someone new joins the chat. “Is the sexy death wish playing tonight or what?”

If only Aziel is here, I know that he can read Ahira’s mind but on a second thought nevermind, it is Ahira’s privacy and we shouldn't intervene in her personal life. I heard a knock that's why I opened the door but before I opened it I looked at the hole and I saw Shiloh. Shiloh greeted me with a blank look probably he knew already that I would be teasing him. A while ago he pointed at my shoes and I remembered that Ahira wasn't wearing anything. “Did you find something?” I asked him wiggling both my eyebrows but he just pushed me lightly at the corner of the door.