Novel & Cerita Am I The Ahole

"Shown by appointment." John Wilson was the agent's name. "I wonder if he's related to Asshole Wilson? I asked myself. Asshole Wilson was a guy I went to high school with. His actual name was Walter. I have called him Asshole and a few thousand other less than flattering names since I found out it was him that ruined the last month of high school and banished me from California for seven years. Asshole had wanted to take Crystal MacGreggor to the prom. He wanted her for his girlfriend. Problem was she was dating me and had agreed to go to the prom with me.

Why do I always make a fool of myself? Oh me!! Screw me!!

“Who the fuck are you?” —Flashback End—

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

Emily hissed with this disgust and it was at this point that I heard enough "If you two idiots want to talk about me, how about you do it to my face instead of talking shit amongst yourself and acting like two stupid cowards? You seem to have a lot to say, so say to me instead and stop being so unnecessarily loud!" I hissed in frustration, getting sick and tired of having to deal with their constant pokin g.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ving to deal with their constant poking.

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Your own personal hell. ******************************************

“No, obviously it isn’t.” “So what do I do?” Miles fell back again. August rolled his eyes and layered his lips in chapstick with a sigh. “Miles, you know I love you, right?” “Yes.” “So understand that this comes from a place of true, honest love: you are literally the dumbest blond I have ever met.” Miles gasped sharply, “That is rude! That girl from mean girls is way dumber than me!” “All I’m saying is that the answer is right in front of you, and you’re completely overlooking it.”

He is searching for her for one month, but still there is no sign of her anywhere. Who are you? What were you doing in that forest at that hour of the night alone? Why did you offer to help a stranger in pain? Look where your kindness leads to? People are scared with just a word out of my mouth. Why were you not scared, even when I warned you to run away? ” Andrew said to no one in particular. Andrew didn't completely believe what Charmaine told him but he still couldn't bring himself to assume that she was lying all this time since he found her naked beside him, and she also has the same physique as the girl in his mind.