Annoying Girlfriends Novels & Stories

He could literally feel her anger from the screen. Seriously, girls are so easy to annoy, that was why Dina had more male friends, as an anti-fan of arguing in reality, she NEVER made friends with troublesome people. All her friends were either cool, always happy, fun-loving, or quiet types, as for others, eh, they were either classmates or in the 'do I know you?' list. *** The fat girl slammed her laptop screen down with rage, someone dared call her a waste of an ancient?! She'd show him/her!

MICHAEL "You aren't even listening!" I jolted back to reality as I heard the high-pitched voice of Alison, my girlfriend of two months. She was sitting in front of me and glaring. "Sorry...what were you saying?" I chuckled nervously. I had the bad habit of zoning out mid-conversation. My friends always made fun of me for it and called me Mr. Daydreamer. "I was telling you about the dinner this Saturday. So you can meet my family, remember?" Alison said. "Don't tell me you forgot!" she gasped.

Maybe because I haven't had much fun in the past years. My friends and I idea of fun is to go to the club, get wasted and then pick a girl up and well, fuck her. I never had a real girlfriend before, not that I don't believe in love or anything...it is just non of the girls I have ever met seems real enough for me. They were always after something, it is either my money or the fame being with me will bring them. Shallow minded bitches.

"It's a little weird that schedule, huh?" "Oh yeah. But I've gotten used to it. I mean Lee is right, it's easier this way." "You know I really can't believe you're his girlfriend, you seem so down to earth and nice." "Oh, I'm not. I'm sarcastic, bad temper, smart mouth, I like to hit people. I've broken three girls' noses. I'm a nuisance really." "Well annoy me anytime." "There you are baby." Lee approached us. "Been looking everywhere for you. Hey, Quin!" The boys hugged.

“You always have different names for girls. They’re either naïve, loud, psycho, desperate, or just nosy. Which one am I?” “My girlfriend,” he muttered. “Can you stop saying that? You’re making me uncomfortable,” she admitted. “Stop being a baby. For real, what are you scared of? Don’t you care about me, at least? Why am I the only one feeling something? Am I that repulsive?” “Don’t say that.” She held his hand. “I like you a lot, okay? But calling me your girlfriend feels awkward.” “It’s fine. You’ll stay my best friend while I get a girlfriend. But first, let’s imagine a scenario.”

"I didn't get annoyed when I found out he has a girlfriend because, after all, stealing a husband can be a specialty, right?" I immediately smacked her. "Do you have plans to be a homewrecker?!" I retorted. "But you know what's annoying?" she continued. "I don't know because the truth is, I find them cute. I can't relate to your talk, girl," I said with a sassy tone just to annoy her more. "That's the thing!" she suddenly exclaimed. I quickly covered her mouth, afraid we'd end up like Mommy Gret scolded by the nurse. Karma is digital nowadays. Too updated.

I reminisce about the moment I first saw my girlfriend. -I feel like I'm obsessed with her. I want her every moment, I want to know where she is, what she's doing, what she ate today. I get annoyed about things like, why didn't you tell me when you left work, I could have come to get you. It annoys me that she handles truly nasty situations on her own and doesn't call me to solve them. It annoys me when I see her with guys because damn it, she has more male friends than I can count on my fingers.

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?" Aaron shrugged innocently. "I'm not! My girlfriend is coming later; you'll see for yourself. And you have my guarantee that she's prettier than all the previous ones!" Corinne frowned. "I'm not interested in any of your girlfriends, Aaron. They never last more than a week with you anyway! I'm asking you why you have to bring her when you know Annie is here!"

“If you’ve got something to say…say it louder.” The three girls froze. Mara crossed her arms. “Otherwise keep your opinions to yourselves.” One of them forced a smile. “We weren’t talking about you.” “Really?” Mara stepped closer. “Not me. It sounded an awful lot like you were talking about my friend here.” The tallest girl shrugged. “We were just curious.” “Curiosity kills cats. It also starts unnecessary drama.” The girl rolled her eyes. “We just thought she looked familiar.” Mara didn’t hesitate. “If you care to know her then, she’s Cain Harlow’s girlfriend.”

That final comment hit a raw nerve with Roxanne. She screamed hysterically, "No! I love Nathan! We were together for nine years! Everything that happened in the past year was just a silly mistake!" However, the crowd scoffed. No one believed her. "So what if we were together for nine years? That's nowhere near enough to compete with your beloved guy best friend," I remarked. "You simply liked flirting with him while keeping me on the hook. You wanted to have your cake and eat it too."