Annoying Girlfriends Novels & Stories

I did that all by myself. “Cheer up. It’s not a death sentence.” “No, it’s much, much worse. You don’t have an annoying stalker, or annoyingly protective brothers, and an even more annoying brother’s friend, who annoys you. And you didn’t say goofy stuff to that same annoying ass because he’s so annoyingly sexy, and now he’s going to be even more annoying.” I squint my eyes trying to count how many times I’ve said the word ‘annoying’, but it still doesn’t seem enough.

Damon mocked, "She's my girlfriend." "Oh right, Just how many girlfriends do you have?" I sarcastically remarked, "Oh wait, never mind, not interested." "How adorable, a rare sight of jealous Olivia." Damon smirked that made me want to rip off his annoying mouth! I continued, "I know I'm cute but I'm not jealous!" "I've lost count, ahh about 20 including you." He replied as he pinched my cheeks then he left saying, "See you tomorrow." I clicked my tongue and muttered, "Never, no way casanova, in your dreams!"

We laughed together until I heard my brother enter. I glared at him and his new girlfriend. God dammit! Just two weeks ago, I saw his girlfriend. The tall and creepy one that clings onto him. And a week ago, there's this new girl again. I heard her name is Rachel. And now, there's another new one. And she looks so daring. Her skirt is way too high and her blouse is so low. It's like she's a slut. I'm really pissed. I'll really talk to him later.

Damon and I didn't start so great so how can we ever practice what they call love? Neera needs to give me more tips; that's for sure. "Dream of my awesomeness, alright?" He requested and placed a kiss on my hair. I rolled my eyes and adjusted on the bed. Zane's pov. "Goodnight, Neera!" I rasped and hung up the call. She should get an award for the most annoying girlfriend in the world. Her troubles are the worst. Well...it's another day over here and I can't wait to get to work with the board managers.

Nina acted arrogant and that made Courtney even more annoyed and wanted to rip off her expensive clothes. "Nina, just admit it to us. You already have a boyfriend, right? Otherwise, how could you buy things this expensive!" Jennifer said while putting her hands on her hips. "You two are acting like antagonists, you know? hate seeing other people happy, shame on yourselves!" "Wow...you have such a big mouth, don't you? If you don't show off like that, we don't care either, you know!" Said Courtney, who was getting angry at her friend's annoying behavior on this one.

But, goddamn, that woman is annoying. And self-absorbed. Coming from someone who has been called self-absorbed and selfish, a fucking lot. So, I should know. Fuck. I sighed, looking at my girlfriend, whose mind was reeling from the talk she just had. How can I fix this? Do I need to just listen, or do I need to call up some people to find out everything there is to know about Ripley’s so-called mother and tear her life to bits? And the money! The fucking money!

I just ruined my good vibe remembering her, "She completely fucked up the one good thing I had going on in my life... her." "There we go again," Angel groans, "She wasn't even a good girlfriend, dude. Get over her already." I can't. I'm damaged mentally in a lot of ways. One of them is being obsessive over people. It sucks a lot. Sometimes I can manage it... but sometimes I can't. My therapist says I over-fixate on people since everyone I love usually dies a terrible death so I just hold on to anyone with everything I have. And that makes me the most annoying boyfriend, according to my exes. I'm SO FUCKING annoying, they have to go on solo trips to find themselves and fuck other guys.

she barked, "That's what I want. Wanted. I wanted a boyfriend.” "Why? Who out of your friends has a boyfriend?" I asked. She stopped to think and then shrugged, but the answer was no one, "Yeah, you know why? Because it's boring shit. I've seen my brother Garrett have girlfriends and all they do is have tedious arguments and kiss. He said the only good thing about it is the kissing. And Harrison said the only good thing about having a girlfriend is the sex. And then he became an alcoholic because his dumb girlfriend broke up with him. A girlfriend he barely even liked. It doesn't sound fun at all, dude, romantic movies just make it seem that way so we all fall to this fucking marriage trap a

And shout "HEY GIRLS MEET HANNA STEWART, MY GIRLFRIEND, MY EARTH" The girls shout some of them pout and get disappointed and most of them look at my earth with so much envy. "See you next time, girls, I need to take her home." Hanna and I turned around and the girls shouted again. I shook my head. Hanna pinch my side. "Aowwch earth what?" "Do you need to shout that" "The what?" I ask innocently "that girlfriend thing" "I'm just proud boyfriend earth and I don't want them to flirt with me while my love is a few meters away."

"How about you tell me how some random woman walked herself in here?" Her friends got up too, looking me over. A girl with bleached hair sneered. "Viv, is this the freeloader you were talking about? She's back?" "God knows why." Vivienne folded her arms. "Mooched a meal off my boyfriend at the restaurant, got kicked out. Now she's trying to mooch a house." "Listen, lady. Stay away from my boyfriend. Don't think a few years on him gives you any leverage. He's not going to fall for some old trick."