Annoying Roommate Novels & Stories

" Need I remind you that you don't give orders here? If I can remember, you were informed right from the time that you'd be having a roommate and now that she is here you should welcome her and move on" As if it was that easy, I grumbled to myself. " What did you say?" She asked glaring at me " Nothing " " So I thought" "Miss Martha ?" She called on the redhead who was already sending me some fly kisses. Oh, I wish I can smack her face right this instance. She is so annoying and I can't live with someone like her. We'll always argue, I'm very sure of that. " I think you may enter your new room. Feel free to report any form of abuse or discomfort from miss Allyson"

They can bring a company but only on an occasional basis, not stay there for the whole time unless the rent is divided into the total number of people staying in the house. Her roommate has been bringing her boyfriend almost every weekend. Although the guy isn’t staying longer than the whole night, the whole time he is there is chaotic to Bianca. They do their private matters in the privacy of her roommate’s room but they do not keep their noise within the walls of her room, not even anywhere near the word private. It’s like, they are trying to wake the whole neighborhood up to hear how loud they are in bed. The only relief for Bianca is knowing it’s the weekend and so she did not have to wo

In a month I have learned nothing of value about him, not managed to get under that mask of indifference or become anything more than an annoying voice in his day. He comes and goes sometimes, with another bimbo in tow, and I am sick to death of hearing the women wailing like banshees through sex anytime he stays over. I never opted for a roommate who had a sex drive of a serial screwer, and I sure as hell don’t want to fall into bed every night and listen to some slapper getting off with him when I am tired and pissed off.

I did not hear her enter. I ignored her but as usual, she didn't need permission to speak, it was almost as if she was lost on social cues. “...like who the fuck wears a bra, a sports bra, and then a sweater vest? You don't get itchy? Hot? That has to be uncomfortable.” Dear goddess, next year, all I want is a less annoying roommate. I turned to her with a tight smile. “Thanks for your unwarranted concern but what I do is none of your business.”

“He’s a fucking cancer. The guy’s been trying to get in my head for two seasons. He’s...” “He’s on our team now,” Coach said flatly. “And there’s more. Housing situation’s tight mid-season. All the other rooms are doubled up. The only single left is yours.” Liam stared at him, disbelief crashing over fury. “You’re telling me I have to room with that asshole?” Coach gave him a sympathetic look that didn’t help at all. “Just until we sort something out. Maybe a month or two. Consider it team bonding.” Liam laughed, but there was no humor in it. The sound was raw and angry.

My pom-poms lie on the floor next to the bench, put aside for a moment of risky pleasure. I cut out of practice a little early, claiming an ankle injury, just so I could sneak in here and have some alone time. I'm so fucking turned on and frustrated all the time. My roommate is always home, hogging the bathroom and keeping me awake all night studying with the lights on.

We now even regularly held 'mindless movie marathons' to de-stress together. Bottom line, I liked Gray a lot, so despite the fact that it used to drive me nuts whenever I was forced to block out late-night sex noises... Right now, the sounds of pleasure echoing through Apartment 202's walls and seeping into my room weren't bothering me. I wrote those off with an amused smile and drowned them out with my headphones. My roommate was in her mid-twenties. She should be allowed to have noisy sex with her girlfriend without worrying about the world outside her bedroom.

“Dude did you lose your memory?!, geez knock next time!!.” “Sorry look I am worried about you?!.” Nick said in a caring tone that got me worried. “Hey!!.” I yelled trying to snap him out of it then I turned around. “Look I am your annoying roommate and you're meant to always be pissed off not to become attached!!.” I replied while combining my hair!. “Don’t change things!.” I added and grabbed my diamond purse. I pushed him out of my way and walked out of my room. “I am taking the Ferrari!.” I yelled badly and slammed the door.

I thought he just felt bad for how my pack had ostracized me and he wanted to make sure I had the safety and comfort that I lacked at home. Thank you, Dad. I can’t handle a roommate right now. When my phone chimed with a message, I ignored it. Very few people actually had my number, mostly my phone chimed from app notifications reminding me to play games or read another chapter of whatever online junk I was reading. Five minutes later, it chimed again. On the third chime, I silenced it, but when the buzzing of the vibrating notifications irritated me, I tossed the phone across the room and covered my head with a pillow.

His messy cheeks and mouth annoying me the more. “Well, I just thought I could help you with it since we are now roommates but since you are getting worked up, I will just focus on my bread and cream,” he responded, raising his bread slightly with a painful smile before turning to his bed. I felt bad for a second but I didn’t let myself get absorbed in the feeling. I didn’t have the tolerance to endure his chattering at that moment. I had a lot going on in my head and entertaining him was the last thing on my mind.