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“Strip.” He ordered simply, his eyes boring tentatively, “I'll not give you the liberty of picking up your clothes if you will not do as you're told.” “You married me to get revenge on me!” I spat, angrily. “You are not supposed to have any carnal knowledge of me, I won't let it happen.” He smiled. The same smile that cuts across his lips yet doesn't reach his face. “You want me to have sex with you?” “Isn't that what you mean by stripping?” I asked, confusion boldly written on my face. A loud, dry mocking laugh from him almost made me wish for death. “No wife.” He whispered, standing up from the bed towards me. “I don't want to see any of my properties on you in my house, I want you tattered and extremely void, I want to see what you will do when you're all bare before me.” I stumbled backwards at the hatred in his voice. “I want to see you at your lowest, Now strip!”

Warning : cerita ini untuk 21+ harap bijak dalam membaca Menikah bukan atas dasar cinta melainkan perjodohan membuat harus bertahan dalam kehidupan pernikahan, perjanjian yang mereka bukan atas dasar cinta melainkan hanya sebagai sahabat hidup. Kejadian demi kejadian mereka alami yang tidak mereka ketahui akan berdampak pada kehidupan masa depannya nanti. Cerita ini masa muda Wijaya sebelum bertemu Tania, perjalanan Wijaya hingga bertemu dengan cinta sejatinya.

Scarlet Collins received a job offer from AC hotel. Aiden Thompson, her fiancé let her work in New York, but he told her to come back one month before their wedding. The director of AC hotel assured her that it is not connected to her ex-boyfriend, Xian Montealto, the CEO of AC Company but it turns out that director lied to her because she will work as a secretary of Xian. Working as secretary for her ex was worse than she imagined. Almost every day, she’s reporting inside Xian’s room while he’s making love with different girls. Seeing him kissing another girl was breaking her heart, but she needs her job. “How long will you do this to me?" Scarlet whispers, her voice choked with tears. "Why, Scarlet, does it hurt you?" His words are laced with cruel amusement. "You can fake your tears too, what a great pretender!" As Xian delves deeper into the reasons behind Scarlet rejecting his wedding proposal, he uncovers a truth that could change everything. Will he find a way to stop her impending marriage to Aiden and reclaim the love he lost? Or will the shadows of their past forever keep them apart?

Heloísa Valente nasceu sendo uma garotinha surda que sempre sofreu com olhares frios. Mas aos vinte anos, sua mãe a amarrou ao herdeiro dos Franco com um simples exame de gravidez. Simão Franco a odiava até os ossos, mas não conseguiu escapar do destino de se casar com ela. Depois do casamento, Simão vivia flertando com todo o tipo de mulher, menos com ela, nem sequer a olhava de verdade. Para manter a imagem de boa esposa e pelo bem do filho, ela engoliu a dor, vez após vez. Até que um dia, a mulher que sempre foi a dona do coração dele apareceu à sua porta. E o filho que ela trouxe ao mundo com tanto esforço a chamou, carinhosamente, de madrinha. Foi então que Heloísa finalmente percebeu, o coração dele não era frio, apenas queimava por outra. Ela deixou o acordo de divórcio sobre a mesa e partiu sem olhar para trás. Mas ele foi atrás, frio e dominante, prendendo-a sob seu corpo enquanto perguntava: — Heloísa, você acha que casamento é brincadeira? Casa quando quer e se separa quando quer? — Quer o divórcio? Falamos disso depois que você me der o segundo filho.

Yvayn is beginning his Anointment Journey now that he’s reached the age of manhood. As the son of the emperor, he must journey to the neighboring empire and meet his allies. Yvayn had lived a secluded life and now he is thrust upon the world in which his life is forever changed by events foretold in forgotten prophecies that were buried by former clan leaders and religious zealots. His world comes crashing down around him as events unfold from evil machinations that begin to destroy his world around him. Yvayn also finds himself lost and wandering into the lands of his mother and befriends his relatives under a new name. He confronts bias and judgements against him by protecting his family from a hostile lion then befriends a lost and injured wizard and decides to take him back to his home. Meanwhile Yvayn’s guardian tries to find Yvayn. Termas decides to return home when he befriends a young girl named Cai. He returns to the capital city and begins to build an army to defend the city from the evil forces that are quickly coming. He follows them into one massive battle where everything seems to fall apart from an even larger enemy. He has to fight against old clan enemies as well as religious zealots to try to keep control all while admitting that he lost Yvayn somewhere on his Anointment Journey. This is just book one of three.

Kisah persahabatan tiga pria playboy kaya raya yang tak percaya akan cinta dan juga komitmen pernikahan. Kekacauan mulai terjadi di usia mereka yang ke tiga puluh justru jatuh cinta pada wanita yang salah. Arka playboy dengan visual tertampan yang juga seorang CEO di perusahaan kosmetik harus kehilangan persahabatannya dengan Gavin karena mencintai Ara adik Gavin. Dava seorang penyanyi terkenal dibuat geram dengan kehadiran Mika gadis gendut yang terobsesi dengannya, gadis yang secara fisik dan wajah jauh bertolak belakang dengan wanita-wanita yang pernah dikencaninya, sementara nasib percintaan Gavin ia harus melewati ujian panjang begitu jatuh cinta dengan Nayara pengidap Skizofrenia. Sebagai salah satu pewaris kerajaan bisnis keluarganya, Gavin jelas mendapatkan perlawanan keras saat akan menikahi gadis berkelainan mental. Mungkinkah tiga pria itu bisa memenangkan pertarungan antara cinta mereka melawan persahabatan, keluarga bahkan harga diri? Manakah yang akhirnya mereka pilih untuk di korbankan?

Halo- halo ang emosyon ni Charmaine ng sambitin niya ang mga katagang iyon. Dahil sa isang gabing pinagsaluhan nila ng lalaking saglit pa lamang niya nakilala, nagbunga ang gabing ‘yon. Desperado siya na magpakasal sa lalaking ito. Hindi dahil sa pera o kung ano man ang mayroon ang lalaking ito. Kundi para may makilalang ama, ang sanggol sa sinapupunan niya. “Okay, then, let's get married. “— Evans Clarkson Ano kaya ang naghihintay na buhay kay Charmaine, matapos pumayag ang isang Evans Clarkson sa biglaang kasal na hiniling niya? Tamang desisyon kaya ang hiniling niya sa lalaking ito? May mamumuo kayang pagmamahalan sa pagitan nilang dalawa?

WARNING❗️ MATURED CONTENT❗️❗️❗️ SERIES 30 OF 50! He WAS a good son, a law-abiding citizen, and a loving boyfriend. But it was all in the past With just a blink of an eye. Everything changed when Clyde Vito found out that he was the missing son of one of the powerful mafia in Italy. He was forced to leave everything behind, including Zahra—his girlfriend. One video of Zahra marrying another man sent him to hell. He was devastated, furiously mad, and excruciating pain almost ended his life. Betrayal. Vengeance. Power. He used all his power to forge his way to Foedus Corporation— a formidable organization whose members are almost untouchable. Will he exact revenge if just a glance at his ex-lover brings back the old version of himself?

Maeve was just an ordinary girl aiming to work for life when a billionaire playboy named Zachary came to her life. At first, she don't have an interest to a drop-dead-gorgeous-man, because she doesn't have a model-type body, but when he asked for her to marry him in a platonic relationship, she was confused. They don't know each other, but the man was eager. Eventually, she married him after he wooed her for months as she slowly fell in love. Zachary liked her and he was attracted to her, but his heart will never fall in love to the woman. They had sex as what he wanted and she did everything to please him and to be perfect for him. He liked every inch of her body and he liked her cooking. He's perfect as a wife and a sex partner. Maeve found out about his unfaithfulness even from the start of their honeymoon. She endure it and continue to be perfect. Until, she had enough and leave him.

Kang Jae Woon is the youngest prosecutor in his department. With his handsome appearance, outstanding achievement, and powerful family background, he is being admired and envied at the same time by many people. One day, his best friend, Han Ryan is murdered by a serial killer and Jae Woon felt his world is crumbling down. Due to his excessive sadness, Jae Woon drowns himself in alcohol at his house, alone. He drunk and snacking food until his body suddenly convulsed in an allergic reaction. "Shit! Who the fuck put almonds in my snack?! I clearly remind the salesgirl to not put any almond in my baggage! Damn it! Where is my medicine?!" As he's groping around in agony, searching for his precious medicine, Jae Woon felt his body plopped on the bed as his consciousness faded and darkness is embracing his body. How miserable. To think I would die because of a stupid almond...Ryan will be laughing when he heard this. ------ "Wake up, you pig!" A harsh voice is jolted him away from his sleeping state. At the same time, his body is being drenched by a bucket of smelly water. "Since you're a pig, you didn't mind to bathe in poop, right?" Mocking waves of laughter are resounding in the dark, small room. Three boys and one girl are looking down at him with disgusted expressions plastered on their faces. One of the boys is holding an empty bucket. Jae Woon is dumbfounded. Wha...? Where is he? No, no, no. Actually, who are these pompous brats?! How dare they...Jae Woon suddenly felt that something is wrong with his body. He had difficulty in moving around and felt extremely sluggish. What is this?! Since when his slender and sturdy body changed into a piggy in just one night?!