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I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

“Hey lovely “. A male voice greeted I smiled, thinking it was going to be Alvise but the smile fell off my face when I saw who it was. The long-haired guy from the other day “Hey” I greeted back and immediately turned to focus on my phone “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot” he winked I whipped my head and gave him a confused look Where did that even come from? I pretended not to hear him “So tell me, do you work at Home Depot ?” He asked Not another pickup line please . “Um… no. Why?” I replied quickly, trying my best to appear busy so he’d get the hint and walk off

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

Abel is still trying to get on her good side, hence the candy. “D’you love me enough to ditch this wedding and elope with me instead?” Abel asks innocently, batting his lashes. Ariana ends up coughing out her Skittles at the question. “Know your place.” And after clearing her throat, continues, “Do you use that pickup line on everyone?” He grins. “Only to the ones I actually want an answer from.” “Works like a charm, doesn’t it?” To her surprise, Abel easily shrugs. “Dunno. You’re the first one I’ve asked and you’ve yet to answer me.”

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So why should I shed a single tear for someone who was shameless enough to bed my friend in our matrimonial room? I don’t know why, but Bradon soon started calling my phone non-stop and of course, I did not answer. I was about to block his number when a text from him came in. “Isabella, where are you? Tell me and I will come to pick you up. I need to see you, I don't think we have talked about this properly.” I scoffed, my blood boiling with both anger and irritation. He really had some nerves.

Sorry it took me so long to put it up, you know how time just gets away. “Right,” I agree even though I think she just gave me some lame excuse. “People ask all the time where I got it and I tell them from our very own Luna.” She says and I try my best to smile. Arthur playfully nudges my side. “That’ll be Artists Luna from now on.” “Of course, Alpha.” Susan rushes to apologize, but I wave her off. “He’s joking. I’m glad people like the painting.” I say and want to move on to the part where we order.

I saw Carrie look around to see where the other couple was, but they had moved off deeper into the rows, back looking at videos or something. “The best part about art,” Tina confided, “is that you can have fun with what you draw. I made that penis she’s licking in the picture twice as big as normal cause it turned me on so much.” She looked over at Carrie. “Have you ever seen a cock like that?”

I retorted, walking ahead. "You are so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line." Colton flirted, jogging after me. "You are so ugly, you made me look in the other direction." I responded haughtily. "You shouldn't wear make-up, it's messing with perfection." "You should try it, you seem in great need of it." "Don't lie, you know you want to taste these lips." He pointed to his pink lips. "Don't dream, I'd rather taste Nutella in ketchup."

“I know you are going to give it to me cause you want to see me again.” She moves closer to me once again and runs her fingers down my chest, “What makes you think that.” “The smile on your face while you were sucking me.” She gasps as if in horror, “Did you watch me.” I confidently answer, not even afraid to admit. “There is nothing sexier than your tight lips wrapped around my cock.” “Is that one of your lines.” “It's the image of you that is going to be stuck in my head tonight.” “You make asking for my number sound like a porno.”