Art Pick Up Lines Reddit Novels & Stories

"I f*cking made a mistake when I called it boring." Art laughed at her and she sulked. "Oh, yes. This is definitely not boring." ____

Wren covered his mouth and giggled, then smiled brightly when Adrian handed him a pina colada. Art tilted his head and rubbed his chin as he thought of Victor's words. “It's not one of my kinks to sleep with my mate's father, but I'm willing to try everything at least once.” Art said, and Victor paled. “Hey!” Charlie and Nikolai yelled simultaneously, and two pillows went flying at Art's head. The Alpha laughed as he ducked, missing one pillow and catching the other.

Apparently, I thought out loud and he burst into laughter with a nod and I burst into laughter. "You idiot, that's a rap line. You think you're sleek? You're not." It was his turn to be shocked, "you know the song?" "I don't give girls flowers, I'll give you good wood though, if you want me all for yourself, then darling you probably should go, there's no way I will stand in the rain. I can still make you say my name, say my name, say my name.." "Life without me might drive you insane," he continued with a full smile.

"Well, I'm glad to give you something off-script any time!" April laughed and bent over the coffee table to form some lines. She cut up four long, thick ones, intentionally putting her ass on display for me as she did so. It was sexy to see the sticky juices oozing from her pussy getting mixed with the cum from her ass. She passed me a straw and gave me a gentle stroke along my face. "Here," she said, "daddy first." I hit the lines, and it reinvigorated me quickly. She saw me intently watching her snort the first and said, "You like seeing girls do lines, huh?" I was impressed with her keen skills of observation.

“You’re not any woman. I grabbed you because you’ve been in my head for the last damn month and it’s drivin’ me crazy. Who are you?” Macie snorted. “That is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.” Those blue, blue eyes narrowed. “That wasn’t a pick up line.” “Good thing, because it sure as hell isn’t working.” “Look. Let’s start over. I’m an artist. And I’d like—” “—to show me your etchings?” She snickered. “Har har. I really am an artist.” “Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.”

“Are you still drawing?” I blinked. “Yeah… I mean, kind of. Some freelance stuff here and there.” “he’s being modest,” my mom cut in proudly. “River’s drawings were featured in that art walk last month. People couldn’t stop talking about that one with the fog and the tree.” “It was beautiful,” Elliot added, nodding. “I saw it on I*******m.” “Thanks,” I said quietly, feeling heat rise in my face. “I just… like messing with paints.”

Natalie exclaims with delight, her words filled with genuine happiness at Audrey's arrival. Complimenting Audrey's appearance, Natalie adds, "You look beautiful." Audrey's smile wavers for a moment as she instinctively tries to hide the marks on her neck, but she manages to respond graciously, "Thanks, you look pretty as well." Together, Audrey and Natalie embark on a journey through the art studio, Natalie eagerly showcasing her various paintings. As they stroll amidst the vivid masterpieces, Natalie shares that art is a therapeutic outlet for her. Audrey nods in agreement, recalling her own experiences with painting during her school days.

SCARLETT Ethan texted again on Saturday. *There's an art exhibition downtown. You seem like someone who'd have strong opinions about art. Come with me.* I read it twice. Then a third time. It was a good text, confident without being pushy, which was apparently his reset after the library incident. I appreciated the effort. I typed back: *What kind of art?* *The pretentious kind. Overpriced paintings with names like "Void No. 7." Very dramatic.*

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

Abel is still trying to get on her good side, hence the candy. “D’you love me enough to ditch this wedding and elope with me instead?” Abel asks innocently, batting his lashes. Ariana ends up coughing out her Skittles at the question. “Know your place.” And after clearing her throat, continues, “Do you use that pickup line on everyone?” He grins. “Only to the ones I actually want an answer from.” “Works like a charm, doesn’t it?” To her surprise, Abel easily shrugs. “Dunno. You’re the first one I’ve asked and you’ve yet to answer me.”