Bad Pun Jokes

Kaiden Grey : She had an entire forest in her eyes, the type of forest I just want to hide deep inside. She was my eveything once, A best friend, a lover, a soulmate. But that all burnt down when she broke my trust and my heart, now whenever I look into those hazel eyes all I want is for her to burn down just the way I did, just the way she broke me into million pieces, I'm going to have fun doing the exact same to her. Saskia Cowen: He was my everything once. Someone who I could be myself without feeling embarrassed or ashamed. I believed he was my soulmate. One night. It took one night to destroy eveything we built, I destroyed his trust, the friendship and the bond we once cherished. Now all he wanta to do is see me fall and burn.

“ร่านมากเหรอ…” “มีผัวแค่คนเดียวมันไม่พอรึไงวะ?”เสียงเข้มเอ่ยกระซิบที่ข้างหูฉัน ถึงมันจะเป็นเสียงเเผ่วเบาแต่ฉันรับรู้ได้ถึงความดุดันในนำ้เสียงของเขาซึ่งมันกำลังบ่งบอกว่าเขาไม่พอใจฉันเป็นอย่างมาก “อื้อออออ”ฉันดีดดิ้นตัวอีกครั้งเพื่อไม่ให้มือหนาทำอย่างที่ใจต้องการได้สำเร็จแต่แล้ว ฉันก็ต้องยอมเขาอยู่ดี ซึ่งเป็นแบบนี้ทุกทีเลย “แฉะแบบนี้…สงสัยค้างคาจากมันมาสินะ”น้ำเสียงดูถูกกระซิบแผ่วเบาที่ข้างหูฉัน ทำให้ฉันทำตาแข็งกร้าวทันที ถ้าเขาไม่รักฉันก็ไม่เห็นต้องดูถูกกันขนาดนี้เลย!ปลายนิ้วเรียวของพี่เคสัมผัสที่ใจกลางความเป็นสาวของฉันที่มันชุ่มแฉะอย่างที่เขาบอก “เด็กใจแตกแบบเธอ….โดนแค่ของฉันมันไม่พอรึไง…” “ถึงต้องไปเสนอให้คนอื่นเขาอีกนะ..” “ไม่สงสารพี่ชายเธอบ้างหรือไง….” “ที่มีน้องสาวร่านสวาทอย่างเธอ…”แล้วใครกันล่ะ…ที่ทำให้ฉันเป็นคนแบบนี้ “อื้ออออ…” “แล้วก่อนที่จะพาใครมาเอา…ช่วยกรุณาเกรงใจด้วย…ว่าที่อยู่ตอนนี้…” “เธออาศัยฉันอยู่…” “ลงไปบอกไอ้ห่านั้น….ให้มันกลับบ้านไปซะ!!!”

Meet Myra. She is a sweet and very kind person but can be sassy and badass when needs to be. She believes in the phrase lives and lets others live their life peacefully. The only thing she hates the most is being bullied and can do anything to stop weak people from getting bullied. But she is the girl of many secrets. People believe that they moved out from California to New York to move on from her mother's death but the truth was different. Now meet Anthony Walker, the football captain and the Qatar baller of the team. He has all the girls fall on their knees for him and all the boys envy him. He is the mystery of his school and likes to keep to himself and his friends. He is also the alpha of the pack and has his share of secrets. Read the book to know what happens when they meet.

Cassandra knows loving him is wrong. He’s older. Forbidden. Her mother’s husband. She was hired to take care of him. She never expected to crave him. George’s touch ruins her innocence, his kiss burns through her rules— and right when Cassandra finally gives in, a single threat from her mother returns to tear everything apart.

Lucien Marchand m'a laissée, alors que j'étais enceinte et que je faisais une hémorragie, devant l'hôpital pour aller chercher sa cliente. J'ai perdu mon bébé à cause de cela. Alors que j'étais très faible, Lucien a délibérément touché mon ventre avec ses mains glacées. Au milieu de la nuit, sa cliente a dormi avec Lucien dans la chambre à côté de la mienne. Elle a laissé un sous-vêtement dans la chambre. Les parents de Lucien sont venus voir le bébé sans savoir qu'il était déjà mort. Lucien m'a présenté des excuses hypocrites. Mais pendant notre dernier repas, il a quand même été appelé par sa cliente. Après mon départ, Lucien a appris la fausse couche et était dévasté. Il est venu me présenter ses excuses de lui-même. Je ne l'ai pas pardonné. Nous avons quand même divorcé. Plus tard, ils ont tous été choqués en apprenant que j'étais la patronne de l'entreprise. Finalement, Lucien est devenu un légume. Il a laissé une énorme dette à sa cliente. Et moi, j'ai trouvé un nouveau petit ami.

Oh, God, I am going to be sick, and I can't stand Jayson Woods! "So, why are you staring over at him, Ashely? My inner voice inside my mind told me with a smug voice. "I am not! Oh, shut up! I spoke. I looked over at him with two girls under his arms. Oh, Look at him! Like he doesn't have a care in the world. He makes me sick. Asshole! He is such a man whore. "Well, what do you expect with the kind of guys. They are called man whore for a reason. So, envoy, my wolf, said inside my mind with a growl. She is not happy with what he's been doing with the other girls, not us. Of course, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about our feelings. As long he gets some. So, screw him and his sexy devilish melt your panties smile. I don't need him. But then again... I am curious... So, I wonder if he knew it was me, he was kissing and touching me last month at Emilia's birthday party where I was hiding away from the loud music and noise. But instead, I ran into him. And we uhhh, I scream inside my head. We had sex! We had sex!! I kept repeat in my head.

Falling in love with your best friend isn't wrong, because you can't blame him for not accepting your love , because he isn't in the wrong. But what is wrong, is him sleeping with your stepsister.

When Doctor Desi was kidnapped on her way back from work, she couldn't have guessed it was because she is the best doctor that can heal the Mafia Don 6 years old daughter. And when she was told she has to live in the Mafia Don house for one year or risk loosing her license or her life, she doesn't expect herself to fall in love with the Mafia Don who was an asshole by the way. When Lucas ordered his guys to kidnapped the doctor who can save his daughter's life, he didn't expect to fall in love with the crazy woman that wouldn't shut up even when he threatened her. He thought he had no interest in love after the death of his wife, but his heart says otherwise. And then she ran away with his baby inside her. Will love prevail like every fairytale or this is just another tragic, painful love?

Jeanne Brown is forced to go to a school for proper ladies. As if life isn't terrible enough for her, the richest and most popular boy in school starts to meddle in her life.

Lily Collins is what you could consider as a girl with a purpose. By purpose, I mean to avoid trouble and to stay away from a certain blue eyed boy, with the means to torment her. A boy she can't help have undying feelings for...Asher Grey has everything, girls,money, people kissing at his feet so what more could he ask for? Other than the girl he finds pleasure in bullying, a girl he's in love with. At some point he won't be able to hold in his feelings any longer, it'll start to peek out.______________________________"You look like you just got banged!" He teased as he glanced at my state."What, no I don't?" I said, well more like asked uncertainly as I passed my hand through my unruly hair. I felt the disheveled strands as my finger tugged at some knots.Niall chuckled "Your hair is a mess and your shirt is inside out." He pointed out. My hand automatically went to my shirt as I tugged it and looked around at the prying eyes of the other students."Oh shit!" I muttered once I realized that indeed it was inside out. Gosh this is embarrassing. I pulled down my skirt suddenly feeling self conscious and pulled my shirt higher as I saw a little bit of my boobs peeking out."You also have a lot of love bites." He pointed out again louder than needed, making me give him a lethal look. If looks could kill he would have been dead right now. Maybe I can arrange that."Shut up don't point it out!" I hissed. I'm gonna kill Asher.