Best Pick Up Line Tagalog Novels & Stories

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

Kate asked, referring to the Heart icon on the main screen. “Oh, that’s the Pick-up Lines feature, a special for users in your country.” “Pick-up lines, huh?” Kate said to herself and pressed the button. In the Philippines, pick-up lines had evolved from creepy or lame one-liners to witty two-line jokes, still cheesy but at least mildly amusing. The formula was typically: | Are you a [object]? … Because [punchline]. | Or in question-and-answer form: | Are you a [object]? No. Why?

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.

"Us? Walang tayo assuming ka." He groaned and I smiled. Pati yung babae na nasa counter ay nakangiti sa akin dahil naiinip na sa order ko. ["Sabihin mo na lang kung nasaan ka pupuntahan kita."] "Nasa lugar ako kung saan bida ang saya." ["What?"] Humalakhak ako. Hindi niya ba alam ang tagline ng Jollibee? Famous pa naman 'yan sa amin.

May hawak itong baso at base sa ayos nito, I know may tama na ‘to. “Tinuturuan n’ya ko ng mga matinding pick up lines and jokes, Maam,” magalang na sagot ng binata sabay abot sa baso ng kaibigan ko. “What are you having?” “Inggetera ko. I’ll have what she’s drinking,” umupo ito sa bakanteng upuan gawing kanan ko. “Sali ko. Battle of the corny ito.” “Shoot. Cheers,” I said then we both giggled. “Ikaw ang una.”

"What?" "You look sexy when you speak tagalog. I mean ang hot, I mean, ang c-cute l-lang," nauutal kong sabi rito na ikinangiti niya. "Thanks for that. You look cute also. I luv it when I see you stuttering. I hope because of my hotness at kagwapuhan ko." "I think so," wala sa sarili kong sabi saka tumingala sa langit para tignan ang mga bituin. Nabigla na lang ako ng hapitin ako nito.

They waved at me so I waved back. I ran towards You will marry me The people who talk beh8nd your back are behind ypur reason but the people who talk infront of your face are the reas9n to get changed The sunset is beautiful isn't it?? He'll feel the pain that I felt when he toyed me. Gene to mark bakit baka titg ka lang sa akin Mark sa tingin ko i lovr you Para akong isang libo, mung nabawasan tsaka ka. Nag siisis kasi nagalaw mo na

"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa. WAKAS

"Ayoko. Ikaw na lang." "Sayang. Sayang na sayang. Pag nakita mo ang mga lalaking nagkikisigan. Ang babango na parang sanggol, nako! Baka tumulo ang laway mo. Ang sarap kagatin, ang sarap panggigilan." sunud-sunod na himig ni Annica na kinikilig pa. "At pag yumakap sayo, akala mo mababali ang tulatod mo. Pag humalik, aray ko! Kasarap!"

If he doesn't want to eat, I don't care anymore. After a while he spoke, "Saan mo gustong pumunta?” (Where do you want to go?) "Can you speak Tagalog? I feel like I'm in the 18th century and you'll just speak English to me?" I said, annoyed. (Baka gusto mong magtagalog? Feel na feel kong para akong nasa 18th century tapos i-english-in mo lang ako?) He chuckled. “Kung ganoon ay saan mo ninanais pumunta, binibini? Maaari ko bang malaman?” (Where do you wish to go, my lady? May I know?) He even bowed in front of me which made me laugh.