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Bible verses taken out of context funny involves deliberately misusing or isolating scriptural phrases for humorous effect, often by stripping them from their original meaning and placing them in absurd or incongruous situations to create comedic juxtaposition.
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Angel Diaries {Mystic Realms 1}
Sal shouted, scooting across the floor.
"Worm?" Elysium perked up, his birdy nature showing.
"Bite me and I'll cook you into a chicken," Sal growled. Distracted, I laughed. Ally urged them to keep me laughing. "Good, I'm doing everyone a favor by making her laugh." He continued being silly and making jokes. "Hey, why can't Jesus eat M&M's?" Everyone looked around, very confused. "They'd fall through the holes in his hands." He looked around, only me laughing. "What's the difference between death and taxes?" Still more confusion as to why he was acting this way. "Both are inevitable but at least death doesn't get worse."
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Lust and Loyalty (MM)
“Quick question, so let's say I messed up with a girl and I wanna you know… apologize— why are you two looking at me like that?”
They froze like they'd seen a ghost but Noah popped up from behind, “You want to what?”
“Apologize? You? You say ‘sorry’? Oh shit! When did you expand your vocabulary?” Jamal laughed.
“Have you been reading? Attending feminism class?” Caleb teased as their laughter filled the air.
“Shut up and just answer me!” See? I knew this was a bad idea. A wrong diagnosis. Gods shouldn't feel that way and I couldn't blame it on my human side either, I've only ever leaned on being a god.
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The Haunted's Kiss of Regret and Repentance
"Look at me, Shyne."
"Isaiah 41:10 Fear not, for I am with you; Be not dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, Yes, I will help you, I will uphold you with My righteous right hand."
I read the verse aloud as my heartbeat was beating faster than I thought was possible. I felt an awful urge to throw up my dinner, and the dark presence didn't help me to calm down.
However, as I repeated the bible verse three more times, the voice stopped. I was able to release a deep sigh as my body began to relax.
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JEMI'S SINS
WHOEVER SHEDS THE BLOOD OF MAN, BY MAN HIS BLOOD BE SHED
Why was that verse so familiar Jemi thought, the words rang a loud bell, she tried to place her hands on it, then it hit her
"Genesis 9:6" she said,
They both looked at her. She went on "the notes are from the Bible, I know that verse too well, it was like an anthem during my childhood"
"Who gives a child words like this to say?" Colin asked.
"With this note, I think the person knows me too well, it's not just any random person"
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My Best Friend : He's the one I have
“ You do know that it's only Tuesday today, the third day of the week. ”
“ I know, right? ”
“ Yeah. My favorite verse for this week is Matthew 6vs25. Which says, “ Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not life more than meat, and the body more than raiment? ”
“ Oh, wow. That's a very beautiful verse. Mine has been, Ephesians 4 vs 32. Which says, “ And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. ”
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His Surrogate
He sighed nonchalantly.
Sandra could feel her bike rising.
'Such a dick!' She thought and rolled her eyes.
"Well Sir, that was a long time ago, and honestly. don't think your dick, Jesus." She pressed her hand to her mouth.
"That is not what I meant to say. I meant to say I don't think you're hot anymore." Sandra smiled and he nodded.
"Have you read that part of the Bible that says; Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks?" Mason asked.
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A Tale Between S and W: Not your usual giddy love story
1 Peter 1:13
"Complete the race that God has set before us." II Timothy 4:6-8
"People of God, give Him glory." Isaiah 42:12
"Let us abound in Faith, Love, and Hope." 1 Thessalonians 1:3
He spoke Bible passages out of the blue. Jouri frowned at her.
"You are quite weird, oldie."
The rabbi closed the Bible he is carrying in his pocket, and breathed heavily.
"Jouri, you are not a Jew."
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The Internet
“Yes. He was more human than most of us are.”
“You know what’s hurting me even more?”
The car behind Milkos horned. He horned back.
“What?”
“His wit. The world would never understand how witty he was.”
“Plasm23!” Milkos’ head fell back in laughter. His eyes crinkling.
“I know right!”
The mystery person behind the leak was called Plasm23. If you switch the L and S, you have Psalm. Psalm23. The bible. The person that wrote the book of Psalms was in fact...
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The Better Place
What's happened had happened.
Though it hurts, they just have to accept the fact that their beloved was no more...
They had to affect the fact that, no matter the number of tears they shed... She'll never come back...
" The word of the Lord says in, the book of Matthew Chapter 5 verse 4. * Blessed are those who mourn for they shall be comforted. * " The priest's words rang in their ears...
This didn't comfort them but made them cry harder...
" The book of 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17, says * Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace,
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Lonely Dove
It seemed to Augustus that his tone was a shade
unfriendly.
“Look at it this way, Dish,” Augustus said. “You’re storing up manna in heaven, working like this.”
“Heaven be damned,” Dish said.
Augustus smiled. “Why, the Bible just asks for the sweat of your brow,” he said. “You’re even sweating from the belt
buckle, Dish. That ought to put you in good with the Seraphim.”
The reference was lost on Dish, who bitterly regretted his foolishness in allowing himself to be drawn into such
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The Bible is full of verses that can inspire and uplift. One of my favorites is 'Jeremiah 29:11', which reminds us that God has plans for us, plans that are meant for hope and a future. It's a comforting thought in uncertain times. Another great verse is 'Philippians 4:13', where it says, 'I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.' This one really empowers me when I need a boost in confidence.
Then there's 'Romans 8:28', which reassures us that all things work together for good for those who love God. It’s a lovely reminder that even the tough moments can lead to better outcomes. ‘Psalm 23:1’ is comforting too; 'The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.' It speaks to the peace and guidance we can find in faith.
I also find strength in 'Isaiah 40:31', which encourages us that those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength, soar on wings like eagles, and run without getting weary. It's a beautiful metaphor that keeps me motivated. Then there's 'Proverbs 3:5-6', which emphasizes trusting in the Lord and leaning not on our own understanding. It’s a reminder to seek His guidance in everything we do.
Lastly, 'Matthew 6:33' stands out with its call to seek first the Kingdom of God, which brings perspective on what truly matters in life. Every verse has its own beauty and significance depending on what you might be facing in life. They serve not just as words, but as reminders of faith, hope, and love. No matter where you are in your journey, these verses can serve as anchors, giving you strength and comfort as you navigate through various challenges. It's amazing how such ancient texts still resonate so profoundly today, offering wisdom and guidance that feels timeless. Even re-reading these verses can often provide a fresh sense of encouragement or clarity. The Bible truly has a way of speaking to the heart.
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