Biology Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Bug in my ear? Ew. No, it’s not a bug in my ear. It’s a questionable mate in my bed. So, tell me again and this time make me believe we’re actually mates and not your plan to screw over my pack for some hidden agenda.” “Babes, you had me at, ‘hey, stud want to play hide the pickle with me?’ Your sweet innocent smile and that smutty invitation had me ready, willing, and able. Gods, even now I think of the word pickle, and I just want to dive into you until we’re too exhausted to move.” “So you like me because I’m a slut.”

Because I can tell that I am close to finishing this. The exposé. I hurried myself to put on clothes. Just the usual corporate uniform that I always wear inside the company. … The elevator opens. Hunter and I went inside. “You should join a cooking competition,” he burped. I fixed his necktie. “What for? It’s not my thing anyway.” Hunter smiled. “Who knows. Besides, your cooking skills is exemplary. Taste like heaven. Just like you.” My cheeks heated. Here he goes again with his cliché pick up lines that always gets me. “Oh, please. It’s just Fried rice and hotdog,” I said. It was the only dish that won’t cost much time to cook since we’re almost late.

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

From sweet to sexual, how did that even happen? He just chuckled, continuing. "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." "God that's disgusting! Can you just stop with the dumb pickup lines?" "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?" "One more word and you'll be a dead human." I seethed, trying to ignore the furious glances of the teacher. "Your cheeks become red when you're very angry." He noted with wonder, pointing at my cheeks.

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

I really have it bad. "I'm a huge Chemistry nerd, and that was one of my favourite pick-up lines," I replied honestly. "I'm sure it was great, but I'm terrible at Chem," she pouted. "Really?" I feigned surprise. She nodded and looked up at me through her lashes. "I can help you if you want," "I would love that. How about we meet up later today for a tutoring session? I can give you my number," "Yeah?Cool. Here," I handed her my phone.

Hot Ecology Guy: That sounds like a challenge Me: Just stating facts, ask Mina Me: I’m changing your contact name to Tyler *eye roll* is there a last name Hot Ecology Guy: There’s only one way I will give you my last name ;) This boy and his wink emojis are ridiculous, but I know I have been smiling and laughing this whole conversation. He’s a shameless flirt, but nothing vulgar or obscene. I think I might actually be enjoying myself. Me: Smooth. Are you just going to keep trying to play me with pick up lines? Hot Ecology Guy: Depends..Are they working? Me: I am laughing if that was the goal

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

I knew I needed to let them know what was going on. Aubrey: Shelby? Are you still alive? We haven’t heard from you in days. Lin: Maybe she has finally found herself a rebound, and that is why she is too busy for us. My guess is a sexy pool boy! Me: Sorry, you two. Signal has been spotty. A sexy pool boy, Lin? Is that your guess or your fantasy? Lin: I think a sexy pool boy should be everyone’s fantasy. ‘Pool boy, refresh my drink, and while you are at it, come rub me down with some tanning lotion.’

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”