Biology Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

and I think I was beginning to love him. Another special charm of his was his habit of sending me the corniest pickup line. It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is; he will always send one, and they are such a mood booster for me. It was on such an occasion that Liam found me. I was in my office, sitting on my desk, and swinging my legs as a child. He had messaged me that he got the perfect lines, and I was waiting to hear it out. "Hmm, I don’t know if I want to know what is going on here." Liam eyed me as he saw me. "What is making you all excited and giggly? That is very unlike you."

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.

I feel heat arousing in my manhood, so to distract myself I hurriedly asked her, "Do you wanna eat Ramyeon?" And she blushed after listening to this, then I realized what did I just say, it's a very famous pick-up line to ask someone instead of If they wanna go out with them. My brother was staring at me and I felt like slapping myself, how could I say something like this, "I meant do you also wanna eat Ramyun as Edward with these dishes, if yes then come with me into the kitchen. I'm already so tired after preparing so much food." I cleared myself and hurriedly stoop up from my chair and walk towards the kitchen to hide my embarrassment, Jennifer also comes into the kitchen after me.

Her profile picture usually attracted unwanted attention. It was her in a skin tight yellow gown, shoulder cut. Her hair loosened and treated to show those beautiful curls she loved, the camera lighting made the lip gloss she applied on her lips to glow. She looked breathtaking in that picture. Finally deciding to open the message, Janet tapped on it, watching as the message filled her entire screen. XXX XXXX XXXX : I don't really want to disturb you, but, what's phase transition? Huh? The heck? That was a pick up line she had never seen before, was he a geek trying to pick her up or what? Janet scoffed at the message, eyeing it in confusion.

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

Plastic. I grab it to dump it in the bin before a crazy brother sees it. But my hand freezes mid-air. There’s a faint second line. Faint. But very much there. NO! NO! NO! Shit. I turn the stick upside down. Shake it. Flip it back. As if I can intimidate the line to disappear. It doesn’t. I grab the box with trembling fingers and read the instructions on the back. ‘Unprotected sex with a man can lead to pregnancy.’

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.