Biology Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.

The school was buzzing with prom fever. Everyone was sharing stories from spring break and eagerly casting their votes on the terminals set up in the hallways. “I’m voting for Brian and his girlfriend,” Jenny whispered as I walked her to her locker. The weather was warming up, and to my quiet delight, her outfits were getting shorter. I loved admiring her shapely legs—and when people knew I was nearby, they kept their eyes to themselves. In biology, we were hit with a surprise quiz. Paul was busy gathering the answers from both of us—Jenny and I were confident in what we knew, so we didn’t mind helping.

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

I said looking back at him. “You just got detention.” Dwight pointed out. “And? I am still stuck in this damn school without it anyways, its not as if I had planned to go shopping.” I replied rolling my eyes. “Okay, I am in, what’s the deal.” “Deal is, you give me 100 chemistry pickup lines and I will grant you a wish.” “Anything?” “Kissing and making out is out…. Who am I kidding. Yeah anything.” I said rolling my eyes. “And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?”

"You are not supposed to see me." That pulled a genuine laugh from her, loud and reckless. She shifted her groceries to one arm, freeing a hand to point at him. "Okay, wow. Is this your pickup line? Because I've heard better. What are you, some vampire out of a n*****x drama? Something like… 'oh no, mortal girl, you shouldn't see me'." She clutched her chest dramatically. "So spooky." But the way his gaze sharpened, like a blade unsheathing made the hair on her arms rise.

He even smells his own armpit. She rolled her eyes in disgust. Oh, wow. The confidence of this guy! She turned to him and raised an eyebrow. “Are you a mushroom?” she asked. “Why?” His lips curled into a grin. She laughed. “It’s not a pick-up line, stupid.” The guy burst out laughing at her comeback. “You’re really something,” he said, pouting, then sat beside her. “Wait. I just need to update something. I can’t open my account here in the lab,” he explained before walking over to the lab staff.

Immediately, that stranger aroused an immense dislike in me, as he looked down at my body in an undisguisedly malicious way, like the perverts who used to frequent my mother's house, from whom I had spent my entire life running away. — Oh my! Did I die, go to heaven and now I'm being welcomed by an angel? — he said, staring at me with perversion. Would that ridiculous pick-up line work on anyone? — Did you come to the party? — Party? Yes. Of course. A party is always good. — It's in the garden. I'll show you the way — I offered politely.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

“I do not understand. I followed the pattern to the letter. Why can I not construct my own pick-up line?” “I think it’s because you’re trying too hard,” Kate tried her best to be the professional Human Affairs teacher again and keep a straight face. “You’re using your logic too much and your line of thought is very predictable. Besides, no girl likes being called a suckerfish. That’s right. I know what a remora is. We studied symbiotic relationships in Bio.” “OK, OK. Let me try just one more time today. I think I will get it this time. Ready?”