Bisaya Jokes Unsay Tawag

"Vito. . ." mahinang tawag ni Lucille kay Vito. "Ibibigay ko na ang gusto mo. Let's get a divorce." Agad na napatahimik si Vito sa gulat nang marinig ang sinabi ng asawa. "Hindi ko na kaya. . ." mahinang dagdag ng babae. ~*~ Nang maikasal si Clarice Dominggo kay Vito Mendes-- akala niya'y natupad na ang kanyang pangarap ngunit hindi niya inaasahang magiging umpisa pala ito ng kanyang kalbaryo. Tatlong taon nagtiis si Clarice sa lahat ng sakit na idinulot ni Vito hanggang sa matauhan na ito. Papayag kaya si Vito sa hinihiling na divorce ni Clarice? O biglang magbabago ang ihip ng hangin.

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

Rhiej Raimundo is one of the best spies the Red Bullet Organization has. Wala pa siyang misyon na hindi niya napagtagumpayan. Isang tawag ang gugulantang sa tahimik niyang mundo na maghahatid sa kaniya papasok sa imperyo ng isang makapangyarihang taong minsan na niyang nakilala. Isang alok na babago sa takbo ng lahat. As Rhiej walks towards that person, her painful past will come rushing back to her, stabbing her heart with bitterness and pain. With hate and a heart determined to take her revenge, she made a promise to ruin him and his empire. She'll live until the day she succeeds in breaking that person— Maximus Fontanilla— the man who broke her heart. [FONTANILLA SERIES 2: MAXIMUS FONTANILLA]

Isang kalapating mababa ang lipad, yan ang madalas na tawag sa mga tulad ni Juliana. Kahit anong pagtatama niya sa perception ng tao sa uri ng trabaho niya mababang uri pa rin ang tingin sa kanya. Pero ang pinakamasakit para kay Juliana ay ang ultimo taong mahal niya ay ganun din ng tingin sa kanya at mas malala pa kahit pa nga alam nito ang nature ng trabaho niya.Kaya lihim na pinangarap ni Juliana ang makalayo sa lugar at makahanap ng bagong buhay. Pero paano kung sa isang taong may mapansanan niya mahanap ang liwanag at tamang pagmamahal na inaasam? Magagawa kaya siyang mahalin ng lalaki sa kabila ng katotohan ng kanyang pagkatao

Si Gaia at ang kanyang pamilya ay 'di hamak na residente lamang ng kanilang pamayanan. Nang makapagtapos sa kursong kanyang kinuha ay naghanap siya ng trabaho, sa ilang araw niyang paghahanapa ay wala pa rin siyang nakita. Napagpasyahan niyang magpahinga muna ng ilang araw habang naghihintay ng tawag sa kanyang pinag-apply-an ngunit sa pagsubok niya ulit ay bigla na lamang siyang naglaho. Napaulat na siya ay nawawala sa kanilang bayan. Gayunpaman, hindi alam ng mga ito na ang babaeng nawawala ay nasa kamay lamang ng kanilang kasalukuyang Gobernador na si Stefano Lorenzo. Ano kaya ang mangyayari kay Gaia? May pag-asa pa ba itong makabalik? Will her disappeareance make change in her life and to the life of people under their governor's service?

Isabella Corine Santillan was a successful pediatric surgeon in her late 20's. She's an attending doctor in Santa Monica, California. She was living her best life in Cali. Ngunit bigla na lang siyang nakatanggap ng tawag mula sa hospital na dati niyang pinagtatrabahuhan, that's the reason she needs to get back in the Philippines right away. Humihingi ito ng pabor para tulungan ang isang batang nag-aagaw buhay at hindi naman siya nagdalawang isip na tulungan ito. Ngunit sa pagbabalik sa Pilipinas ay magbabalik din kaya ang mga nang iwan at iniwan niya sa kanya? Tuluyan niya bang babalikan kung ano ang mga nangyari sa nakaraan niya? Tuluyan niya na rin bang tatanggapin kung ano ang totoo siya?

Nag-umpisa ang lahat nang magkaroon ng contract marriage si Amanda at Jayden. Kontrata na babago sa buhay ni Amanda. Ngunit sa kasabay ng pagbabagong ito ay ang pagbabago din ng damdamin niya para sa binata. Malinaw ang naging usapan nila, ito ay hanggang kontrata lamang ang mayroon sila. Ngunit naging mapusok silang dalawa, nagpalunod sila sa tawag ng laman. Kaya nang bumalik ang babaeng minamahal nito nakalimutan niya ang tungkol kay Amanda. Paano kong sa paglipas ng mga taon ay muling bumalik si Jayden sa buhay nila ng anak? Muli ba silang magtatago at lalayo o haharapin nila ang taong ilang taon niyang tinaguan ng anak?

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.