Bisaya Jokes Unsay Tawag

Si Gaia at ang kanyang pamilya ay 'di hamak na residente lamang ng kanilang pamayanan. Nang makapagtapos sa kursong kanyang kinuha ay naghanap siya ng trabaho, sa ilang araw niyang paghahanapa ay wala pa rin siyang nakita. Napagpasyahan niyang magpahinga muna ng ilang araw habang naghihintay ng tawag sa kanyang pinag-apply-an ngunit sa pagsubok niya ulit ay bigla na lamang siyang naglaho. Napaulat na siya ay nawawala sa kanilang bayan. Gayunpaman, hindi alam ng mga ito na ang babaeng nawawala ay nasa kamay lamang ng kanilang kasalukuyang Gobernador na si Stefano Lorenzo. Ano kaya ang mangyayari kay Gaia? May pag-asa pa ba itong makabalik? Will her disappeareance make change in her life and to the life of people under their governor's service?

Nag-umpisa ang lahat nang magkaroon ng contract marriage si Amanda at Jayden. Kontrata na babago sa buhay ni Amanda. Ngunit sa kasabay ng pagbabagong ito ay ang pagbabago din ng damdamin niya para sa binata. Malinaw ang naging usapan nila, ito ay hanggang kontrata lamang ang mayroon sila. Ngunit naging mapusok silang dalawa, nagpalunod sila sa tawag ng laman. Kaya nang bumalik ang babaeng minamahal nito nakalimutan niya ang tungkol kay Amanda. Paano kong sa paglipas ng mga taon ay muling bumalik si Jayden sa buhay nila ng anak? Muli ba silang magtatago at lalayo o haharapin nila ang taong ilang taon niyang tinaguan ng anak?

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.

"How dare you keep my son away from me?!" "You rejected me and didn't want to do anything with me!" "I will reject you all over again to punish you for this!" "Jokes on you if you think I care about your rejection anymore." ___ Delilah was the contracted bride of Alpha Stephen Knight even after being his fated mate. Losing her parents at a young age was hard enough for her and getting brutally rejected by her mate was the last straw for her. She left with dignity and vowed to never turn back. But what happens when her past comes back to prove destiny once again? Stephen Knight never wanted anything to do with her but was that going to change when he sees her after years? She has changed but he hasn't. He is still the same heartless man. In the game of lies, revenge and pain, they will discover truths that's going to shatter their lives. Will Delilah find Stephen beside her or will he break her heart once again?

Spoiled si Lyra sa kanyang mga magulang magmula pagkabata. Lahat ng gusto niya ay nakukuha niya sa kahit na anong paraan. Ngunit may isa siyang gusto na kahit anong gawin niya ay hindi niya makuha-kuha. Ang mailap na puso ni Bradz Santillan. Ang binatang tinulungan ng kanyang mga magulang para makatapos ng pag-aaral. Dahil sa labis niyang pagmamahal dito ay nagawa niya itong pikutin. Nagtagumpay siyang makuha ang binata dahil pinakasalan siya ngunit inani naman niya ang galit nito. Paano niya ito tuturuang mahalin siya kung sa bawat pagsulyap sa kanya ay may halong pagkasuklam? Paano niya makukuha ang puso nito kung sa isang tawag lamang ng ex-girlfriend nito ay agad itong dumarating? Paano niya maipapanalo ang isang laban kung sa una pa lang ay alam na niyang talo siya?

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

Sabi nila kaakibat ng pagmamahal ang masaktan. Paano naman kung sobra-sobra nang sakit ang nararamdaman mo? Magmamahal ka pa rin ba? ... Si Maria Ingrid Natasha Garcia, o kilala sa tawag na 'Ming' ay head over heels ang pagmamahal sa kanyang boss kahit pa walking freezer ito. At kasing liwanag man ng ilaw na may kasintahan na ito, patuloy niya pa rin itong minamahal. Martir na kung martir. Pero hindi naman mapigilan ni Ming ang patuloy na pagkabaliw ng kanyang puso sa kanyang gwapings na amo. At sa gabi-gabi niyang pagdarasal narindi na ang diyos ng pag-ibig kaya pinagbigyan na ang panalangin nito. Sa wakas! nakuha nito ang atensyon ng kanyang amo. Kaya lang hindi rin pala ito magta-tagal dahil muling magbabalik ang unang babaeng nag-patibok sa puso ng kanyang Boss.

Lumaking sakitin si Pamela kaya halos iilan lang ang nakakakilala sa kanya. Palaging nasa anino siya ng kakambal niyang si Plumeria. Nang ipakasal si Plumeria sa cold and ruthless billionaire na si Tiger Rivas, malinaw ang tanging misyon nito: ang magkaroon ng tagapagmana. Ngunit hindi nito kayang ibigay iyon Tiger dahil ilang beses na itong nagpa-abort sa mga naging lalaki nito. Kaya humingi ito ng pabor kay Pamela. Pumayag si Pamela na pumalit bilang asawa ni Tiger at magbuntis para sa kakambal. Sa loob ng isa at kalahating buwan, natutunan niyang magmahal sa lalaking hindi naman para sa kanya. Ngunit isang tawag mula kay Plumeria ang gumulo sa lahat. Tapos na ang pagpapanggap ni Pamela dahil nagdadalang tao na si Plumeria, at si Tiger ang ama. Pamela is in love. Plumeria is pregnant. At iisa lang ang lalaking nasa gitna nila.

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.