Bisaya Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Whilst, Dionysus snorted and sort of enjoyed the banter because he surely knew what she was talking about. “That panties better remain tight for a long time.” Persephone mocked her with her angelic voice. “Or it will become loose like your old panties. It’s breezy and nice but surely easy to snatch.” “Haha, so funny.” Busaba rolled her eyes, her tears basically rolled back inside the eyes. Thanks to Persephone's snarking remark, she was in no mood to cry anymore. “What? Why don’t you cry even more? Don’t you think your tears lubricate the gears of injustice? Cry more.”

"Sorry kasi ano eh gutom na siya. Diba Kulas?" "Huh? Hindi ah busog pa ako kumain tayo kanina diba?" Ay jusko! Hindi man lang marunong maka gets ng sarcasm. "Gutom ka diba?" "Hindi nga Ela makita lang kita busog na busog na ako." At kumindat pa ang gago. "Yieee! Si Ate hindi sinabi na mag jowa pala sila" "Hashtag forever sa Mayon huh?" Nagsimula nila kaming paulanan ng tukso at pang aasar. Halos mabali na rin ang leeg ko sa pag iling habang si Kulas naman ay parang tanga lang na tatango tango at nakangiti ng todo.

I teased,trying so hard not to laugh when I saw that her right cheek was also covered in mud No,she looked so adorable that I wanted to poke those cheeks But that was like digging my own grave.. "Ha ha! Very funny Anushka"She rolled her eyes annoyingly and I simply couldn't hold the laugh anymore ,so barked out "Yeah ,laugh at me all you want ,I look ridiculous I know" "No... you look..so adorable...and cute" I breathed hard ,my back backed flat against the pillar as I continued to laugh at my boss..This was very good for a change

She didn't want to think of anything else. Brad leaned back against the couch. "You must be the only person to go to a bar to have juice." Iris raised her eyebrows. "I'm boring, right?" Brad quipped, "Your entire person screams boring. Act young for once." Iris teased, "Are you saying I'm so old that I don't know how to have fun anymore?" Brad replied without missing a beat, "Isn't that the case?" Iris shot him a look. "Then so be it. I'm not falling for your tricks."

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She explained and sigh. "I understand." Yesha said. "If someone called me stupid too aside from the both of you, I'll be pretty mad too." Then she laughs when her most favorite part of the scene flashes on her mind once again. "But did you just told him 'Im not into guy who's ego is bigger than their dick.'" She mimics and even claps her hands while laughing histerically. "Gosh I influences you so good!" Anastasia can feel her cheeks flushes in embarrassment. "Shut up Yesha."

“Bura, your lack of intellect or knowledge doesn’t give you the freedom to mutilate things, understood? First, go upgrade yourself and then make comments on such sensitive things. Or else, you’ll end up doing things that are not required anymore. Like andolon and rebellion.” “Dhei! You took it so seriously Nisimda…I was just saying this jokingly,” he said with a smile. This time an exaggerated one. “In that case, Bura,” I said, “you should have also told Uday not to take you seriously, right?” I said, as calmly as possible. Biswa’s smile vanished the next moment. He knew what I was talking about.

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Right! He should have thought about that right from the start. That would even save the guy who stabbed him the trouble. What's the point of living anymore? He'd still remain the unluckiest man… Lisa exchanged glances with Joye, her eyes wary and sad. Then she composed herself, retaining the gentle smile on her face. “This is the funniest joke of the century.” “Hahahaha! You're right!” Joye laughed along. “The Boss is surely funny.”

"I was supposed to become an immortal, so why am I stuck in this little box? Help~" "Is there anyone who can rescue me? I'm scared~ Yakety yak~" "Dare mo dare mo! Dare mo yo~" A few nearby cemetery workers couldn't help but burst into laughter. They had never seen such a bizarre farewell message. In their line of work, they were trained not to laugh. "Chuckle." Isabella also laughed while wiping away her tears and scolded the late owner of the grave, "Sebastian, you rascal!" .... Ding ding dong dong...