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Lisa added, smiling wickedly. "Exactly!" Sicily clapped her hands. "What better way to mess with someone than steal their best employee?" "Why can't you just say 'fuck'?" Lisa asked, rolling her eyes playfully. "What?" Sicily responded. "Why can't you just say, ‘fuck with someone’? Mess with someone is so silly." Kari laughed and Sicily reached over and punched Lisa in the arm. "We're not all as vulgar as you." "You should be. It's more fun. I promise you." Lisa waggled her eyebrows.
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My Strangely Heartbeats

My Strangely Heartbeats

sabi nito iniwasan kong hindi matawa halata ring pagod siya dahil sa hina ng kanyang boses. "[Ohh wait i have to go now tatawagan kita mamaya bye I love you babe.]" sabi nito mag sasalita pa sana ng mapatay na niya ito binuksan ko ang pintuan nagulat pa ako ng muntik ng matumba si febby dahil sa nakaabang siya. Busit na babaeng to napaka maretes!! "Sinong kausap" "Isa sa mga kaibigan lang" nag pilit ako ng ngiti bago lampasan siya pero alam kong nakasunod siya sakin AT ALAM KONG HINDI NA NAMAN NIYA AKO TATANTANAN!!!
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HIS MINI BEAR

HIS MINI BEAR

she affirmed, nodding emphatically. I couldn't help but smirk as I savored a spring roll, Grinning. I was grinning like a pig. Fuckin' hell. Everyone at the table seemed stunned by Iris's words. "Sei un bastardo davvero fortunato (You're a really lucky bastard)," Felix muttered, his tone sulky. I shot him a cold glance, but he only smirked in response, clearly amused by the situation And there she was, casually eating her food after saying the rarest thing with such carefree confidence.
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My P.I Lady

My P.I Lady

"Enough with sarcastic remarks again, Ms. Javier. I didn't came here to throw insults with you kundi alamin ang dahilan kung bakit kailangan na'ting pumunta sa Mindanao bukas?" "You should just called me then instead of coming here. Hindi mo na sana kailangang iwan pa 'yong barbie doll na kasama mo kanina just to come here at the middle of the night." Agad na umasim ang mukha nito at mas lalo pang tumalim ang pagkakatingin nito sa'kin when I'd sarcastically answered that. "And you shouldn't have left as well and just continued staring at Enriquez all night para hindi ko na sana kailangan pang pumunta pa rito."
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THE BET

THE BET

Janet looked at her with side eyes and said – “I will surprise you. Shebi u de always look at me like say I dey shy abi, I will shock you one day” Bibiana was laughing hysterically when she said – “Dee I agree with you, she won’t even be able to toast a chewing gum boy not to talk of a full blown hunk”. Still laughing Tokunbo replied – “Bee abeg make una no de trouble my sweet Jay. She can toast her mirror at home but definitely not a man”. They all burst out laughing.
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HIS BUTTERFLY (BETWEEN TWO DONS)

HIS BUTTERFLY (BETWEEN TWO DONS)

"The most painful lies are the ones we tell to protect the people we love the most." SOFIA I hear them before I see them. Isabella's laugh first — that big, uncontained laugh she has that she gets from absolutely no one on my side of the family because none of us have ever laughed like that in our lives. Free and loud and completely unbothered by who might hear it. Then Dante's voice, lower, saying something I can't quite make out, followed immediately by an enormous splash and Isabella screaming with delight.
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The Mafia's Ex-Wife

The Mafia's Ex-Wife

Bayu whispered. "Mr. Bayu, you are so bold to call Mr. Lucas stupid. What if Mr. Lucas hears you?" "Maybe Mr. Lucas will shoot me," Bayu replied casually. "What? Shoot Mr. Bayu?" Naya's eyes widened in surprise. Bayu just chuckled. "Your face is so cute when you're surprised like that, Nay." "Why are you joking, Mr. Bayu?" Naya's face turned angry. "Why? Are you afraid that Mr. Lucas will really shoot me?"
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Sweet Smile for Sazkia

Sweet Smile for Sazkia

" Rila, the MUA answered. “Masya Allah, is it because you make up the smart ones or you are really pretty Saz? You are so beautiful ”Sinta joked while hitting Saskia's back slowly. Saskia shook her head, confused about the treatment of three college friends who are now sitting snapping the camera on her cellphone, taking pictures of them with Saskia many times.
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What's Wrong With Mr. CEO?

What's Wrong With Mr. CEO?

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.
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Unfulfilled Love (vampire related love story)

Unfulfilled Love (vampire related love story)

Samiha says in turn around . -- "Today is my birthday, isn't it?" The eyebrows look at the eyebrow. How is Samiha sis doing this to him? He thinks of himself .... -- "Yes. What kind of question is Samiha sis?" Running?? #Unfulfilled_Love #Sabiha_Moyuri
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