Bloopers From Bridesmaids Novels & Stories

However, it was the circle of life… The doctors could not do anything about it. She could not do anything about it either. The only thing she could do was take advantage of what time she had left and accompany her… The girls only spent a short while in the room alone before Elijah arrived with his best men. Evonne and Zoey had spent time researching pranks before the wedding. For example, by hiding the bride’s shoes. Evonne, being the sneaky one, had tied one of Sally’s shoes onto her leg.

“You sure you still want to get married? You know you can still change your mind?” Luca whispered to me as Micah chuckled. “Maybe try finding someone you love then you can advise,” I whispered back Father Simon shook his head as he looked at us. I was glad the man who used to be Mum’s best friend was the one marrying us off. The bridesmaids walked in with Carly wheeling first, then Megan, Jordin and lastly Adele, who was her maid of honor, walking into a rendition of Yellow by Brooklyn Duo

The other bridesmaids chimed in with grins, “Yep, we’ve got this whole operation planned out—keeping the groom out and stirring up some good-natured mischief!” It was hard to say how many envelopes it took before Yvette finally cracked the door open—just a sliver.

When the exotic dancer Laura had hired began to give me a lap dance, I almost fell backward out of my seat. My fellow bridesmaids hooted and hollered like a bunch of men at a cheap strip joint. I’d neglected to bring any dollar bills, but Jenna had handed me a stack with a wide grin before the party had started.

He snatched the microphone from the emcee and shouted to the entire venue, "I have an announcement! I will NOT be marrying this… this disappointment standing here today! I'm switching brides!" Gasps erupted throughout the room. Whispers spread like wildfire as people stared and pointed at me. I remained expressionless, like an outsider watching a show. "Go ahead. Just don't come crying back later." Zach spat at me. "The only thing I'd cry about is being stuck with you! I'm marrying the bridesmaid instead! I'm marrying Lauren!" The crowd buzzed again. Heads turned, searching for the bridesmaid. But no one came forward. "Where's the bridesmaid? Didn't she come?"

Behind me, the bridesmaids jostled and elbowed for position, everyone except Sophia and Lisa, who casually stepped back with identical smug grins. “Sophia, at least pretend to try!” Mason shouted from the sidelines, sending the whole crowd into laughter. I tossed. The bouquet soared high then landed in one of my college friend’s arms, and she squealed with delight. Sophia and Lisa clapped each other like conspirators who’d dodged a bullet. After the bouquet found its new owner amid laughter and cheers, the music softened. Before I knew it, my mother’s hands were in mine, guiding me to the center of the floor.

"Oh, Xavier, that's hilarious! I can only imagine your face turning bright red while everyone watched. Classic!" Xavier grinned, embracing the humor in the situation. "It was definitely a memorable moment, that's for sure. Hey, speaking of embarrassing moments, have you ever had any wardrobe malfunctions?" Brixlee's eyes widened with mischief as she leaned closer. "Oh, you have no idea! Picture this: I was at a fancy gala, feeling like a million bucks, when suddenly the strap of my dress snapped! But don't worry, I swiftly turned it into a fabulous one-shoulder look and acted like it was intentional!"

They all looked stunning in their silver Greek-inspired bridesmaid dresses, Grecian updos and minimal accessories to round off their timeless look. "Hey, no crying!" Emily said when she caught her wiping the corners of her eyes. "It took me a long time to give you that face!" "Well, it's waterproof, so she can cry all she wants!" Colleen said, and it didn't take them long to get into another squabble. "Come on, kids, let's play nice. One more photo!" Amber rolled her eyes at the two of them. They were like siblings with their constant bickering, both claiming to be Natalie's real bestie.

The rest of the bridesmaids nodded as they squealed in excitement once again. ‎A voice interrupted them, "Let's not forget about the chief bridesmaid," Lila said in a low voice. ‎ "Of course, Lila, how could we ever forget you," the first bridesmaid said. ‎ "What would you want, ma'am?" the store owner said, turning to face her. ‎ A sinister smile formed on her face, "You know I love my sister so much, and it hurts me to see that she's getting married and leaving me," Lila said.

They were positively glowing too. "We're beautiful enough to be bridesmaids!" Jane exclaimed, twirling in her newly made-up look. Bree struck a dramatic pose. "I guess today's more about swaying our men than the twins' shower," she teased with a wink. "That's girl power for you," Viola agreed with a laugh. They all but dragged me back into the room, insisting it was time for me to get dressed. "The event could start any minute now!" my mom from San Francisco said, peeping out at the garden again.