Bloopers From Bridesmaids Novels & Stories

“Leila!” “Leila!” The girls cheered on strongly, their voices persistent and mixed with excited giggles, drunken laughs and inappropriate jokes and comments. It was official. My bridesmaids had all lost their minds to clubbing, alcohol and the overall smoldering sex appeal in the atmosphere of Vachère. And it was all Ashley’s fault. As my only sister and maid of honor, it is Ashley’s duty to make sure my bachelorette experience was the absolute best… but this fucking animal had turned it into something else!

A chuckle escaped me at her statement. “You guys are definitely not going to look weird. And my mother-in-law is going to help too” Next thing that follows is their shout. “She’s even labeling her as her mother in law. Who says love is not sweet” “You guys should stop. Don't make my stomach hurt this early morning with your jokes” “You know we are you backbone” I won't argue on that. They are my best friends. “Thank you girls for sticking with me. Can you girls be my bridesmaids on my big day”

Bridesmaid 2: Samantha, you love Adam, right? Samantha: Of course I do. Bridesmaid 3: And he loves you? Samantha: Yes, he does. Bridesmaid 1: Then what's the problem? Samantha: (pauses) I don't know. I guess I'm just scared. Bridesmaid 2: (puts her arm around Samantha) It's okay to be scared. But don't let fear stop you from being happy. Samantha: (smiles weakly) Thanks, guys. I needed to hear that.

I’d told him he was too old when he said he didn’t know this one, and he didn’t seem to be taking it personally. The song tapered off, and Sera joined the band on stage. “Okay, ladies, it’s time to throw the bouquet.” I raised my glass to the other bridesmaids. “That’s my cue.” “Absolutely not.” Olivia looped her arm through mine. “It’s bad luck if you skip.” “You’re making that up.” She shrugged. “Prove me wrong.” With a sigh, I turned to the stage. “One.” Sera put her back to us, showing off the much smaller train on her reception dress in the same floral lace, and raised the bouquet.

until Adrian buried his face in his hands. The ceremony continued in chaos. Charlotte stepped on Lilian’s dress by accident, Lilian tripped into Adrian’s arms, and at one point, Becky sneezed so loudly during the priest’s blessing that half the guests nearly fell from their seats laughing. But through the confusion, the vows were said, the rings exchanged, and cheers thundered as the two brides kissed Adrian on each cheek at the same time. It was not the perfect wedding Adrian had imagined. It was far better. It was theirs.

She burst into tears and ran out, hands covering her face. Then I felt the heat of his breath by my ear. "Let's finish the wedding first. I'll explain everything later, okay?" With the nuisance out of the picture and me not quite in the mood to make a scene, the guests stayed quiet, and the ceremony moved along quickly. Not long after, I was in the bridal room, slapping the mattress hard with my palm. 'What the hell was that earlier? Was that supposed to be some kind of seductive act? Hmph. As if that would work on me.'

Do better. At that moment, Doris, my one and only bridesmaid and the only person who had supported me since the night I met her at Clayton's club, swooped in from where she stood beside the altar, her hand grabbing mine in a gesture of solidarity as if she sensed my embarrassment. She began to sway with me, pulling me into a dance. "Thank you for stepping in," I whispered to her, grateful for her quick thinking. She smiled, squeezing my hand. "What are bridesmaids for if not to save the bride from awkward moments?"

, while she closed her phone. I hurriedly sent the money I got to the loan sharks and promised to send the balance very soon. I adjusted my thick veil and I went to where I would swap positions with Daisy. The time came, we swapped and I walked down the aisle instead of Daisy. I walked perfectly, although my face couldn't be seen in the veil, I still lowered my head.

A lady my age made her presence known was her heels clinking on the floor, my eyes run from her heels to her face and a gasp escaped my mouth. " Hey, stranger. " The bride at the wedding I stopped smiled at me, lowering her face to mine. " You made the biggest mistake of your life to soil my wedding, I worked so hard for that but you ruined it in just minutes, why? I don't even want to know. " " Please let me go, please I promise I didn't mean to, I...I..." " I...I..." She copies me then laughed, standing up upright. " You are so funny, Jessie. " Walking around the chair I was tied on. " Do you think God will find you funny?"

"This is coming together beautifully. I'm so grateful for all of you." As they planned, laughter and inside jokes filled the room: Dianna teasing Amelia about her "bridezilla" moments, playfully warning Nelson to "run for cover." Anna sharing Nelson's embarrassing dance moves from their college days. Dice impersonating Nelson's "love-struck" expressions, making everyone erupt into laughter. The evening unfolded, filled with joy, anticipation, and the promise of new beginnings. Their wedding would be a celebration of love, friendship, and the union of two souls.