Bola Ka Ba Pick Up Line Novels & Stories

I decided to put her out of her misery. “Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

My eyes scan the check until they land on the red heart with Betty's name and number written down, saying to call her. "My cheesy pick-up line, that's what." Smug shit.

I bounced my eyes between his eyes and his dangling chain. "Say, I know Jonas, and he can't treat you like I can treat you. Let me get your number, and we can talk. You fine as hell, and I don't know why he cheated, but I'm trying to be your next and forever man." I laughed so hard at the ridiculously overused pick-up line that I was surprised he had any confidence left. Before I could reply, he had leaned in and kissed my neck in a way I've never experienced. There were so many sparks between us, I thought we'd catch fire.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ JAMES POV As per her instruction once she left my office I read the note that she gave me Dear Mr. Ceo It hurt to see your gorgeous face everyday but who am I to complain? Smile but not to often because the female population might not survive😉 It makes me laugh out loud. I did not remember when is the last time I laugh this loud and so carefree. She thinks I am gorgeous? She is the gorgeous one. If this is a pick up line I am 100% sure it is effective because I am ready to follow her wherever she goes. One sided love sucks!

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

"He's mad. I said the old man is mad." Did she? I think I heard something different. But she’s already walking ahead, like nothing happened. I stare at her back for a moment, then force a chuckle and shake it off. It’s probably just in my head. "Hey, player," I tease, catching up to her. "I thought of a really cheesy pick-up line. Permission to use it on you?" She rolls her eyes. "Sure. Permission granted." "I was rehearsing lines for a movie, but every time I look at you, the only script I want to follow is the one where I tell you I’m in love."