Bola Ka Ba Pick Up Line Novels & Stories

" 𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑔𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎, 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑑 ? 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑖�

How am i supposed to do this “No! i cant, its embarrassing! hell i don’t even know any proper pick up lines” “Will you relax! just try at least. Try it on that guy.” pointing towards a guy in the corner. He looked like an ordinary guy which is easy to talk to. Hot and cute guys are hard to talk to. “Come on try it, you just need his number, you don’t need to call him or anything.” he pushes me towards him. You can do this Summer! I keep repeating the words that Dalon said. Yeah, i don’t need to call him just get his number.. piece of cake.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

Only few knew that the door even existed. “How are we going to pass those two,” Cassandra asked as they hid themselves behind a table that had been abandoned for heaven knows how long. “Leave that to me,” Bola said and dipped his hands into his small bag. He pulled out a small bottle which held some pinky fluids on it. He was about to uncork the bottle with he met the wide grin on Gareth’s face. “The woman is faster than you know.” Bola lifted his head and grunted when he realized what had happened.

I gave in after the look he had been giving me. “I got your back Lil. Ronald Jones, is hereby at your service” “You smell nice” I changed the topic. “Wanna smell me?” I wiggled my eyebrows. It was a pickup line in saw online. “I’m impressed, Lodge. I am” he said, folding his arms, showing off his flexing biceps. The popcorns were ready. After giving a bowl to each pair, both of us sat down on the sofa. Em grabbed my arm swiftly and Livy clasped on Ronny’s shirt.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

How could you be better for me? “Send it,” I muttered, keeping my voice level. The reply was instantaneous. [Unknown]: that's somehow hotter than if you actually fell for my pickup line. Leon’s neck flushed pink. He tried to angle the phone away, but I wasn't having it. I reached over, my hand covering his, and pushed the screen back into view. “I already told you to stop hiding that shit,” I muttered, my voice dropping an octave. “You know I can just snatch this phone out of your hand right now?”

i say, He is facing me again looking directly at me"You here with your boyfriend or something? " his comment somehow makes me feel cheap, it was too easy an amateurish pick up line. From the looks of this guy i know he has better skills than this. It makes me think he saves the most difficult pickup lines for the women he deems worthy. He lifts up an eyebrow waiting for an answer "Your name?" as soon as i say it i regret it He smiles"its Jordan, "he says"

I hope to God he picks up, after a few rings, the line connects, “Robert, it's Pete's girlfriend Ava “ “Please help me!!”

“You really need a hobby.” His mouth shifted slightly, not quite a smile yet. “I had one.” “Oh?” I tilted my head. “What happened to it?” He met my eyes. “She accidentally gave me a love potion.” For a second, I just stared at him, unsure if I had heard him right. Then the meaning settled in, and a laugh slipped out of me before I could stop it. “That’s the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard.” Something changed in his expression. The corner of his mouth lifted, slow and quiet, like the reaction surprised even him.