But I Poop From There Novels & Stories

“Are you sure?” “Yeah. Don’t mind me” We eat together while talking to each other about what happened earlier at the café, my encounter with Ken and Attorney Rex. Right after I’m done eating, I can feel the pain getting a bit worse and I can no longer take it. “I think I need to… you know” “Oh, you need to poop? Sure, you should let that out” She doesn’t have to say it because it’s embarrassing but she enjoyed teasing me. I stood and walked towards the bathroom.

Licking his lips, he grins, “I will definitely remind you of that.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ I lose track of time, as we have been having so much fun, but I know it’s been hours and now I’m needing to use a restroom. There is a row of porta potties along a fence line, only about fifteen feet away from where we are standing in line at for a ride. Since the ride is just starting, I have plenty of time to go release my bladder and return before they let us on. “Jace, do you mind if I use the porta potty? It’s just right there.”

And it was what I had been dreading since I ate lunch. "I have to poop, " I announced to the room. I really wish there was a way to hold that bodily function in. I was still embarrassed when I had to do that and Brandt was around. There at least I had a door to close. They both looked at me and then each other. Ugh, can we just get this over with?

"You're wearing diapers. Just poop in the pampers." "Daddy, that's disgusting. Mommy says I have to start learning to poop in the bathroom." Harriet can already pee in the bathroom, but not for poop. Pooping on the toilet seat is still hard for her so she still has to learn. And tonight she suddenly wanted to do it again. Now Harriet got out of bed, and she grabbed Sean's hand. "Come on, quickly! I can not stand." Sean rubbed his heavy eyes, then couldn't help but get up from his lying position. "Why do you have to learn to poop in the toilet now? Why not tomorrow?"

I felt my stomach growl and I couldn't help but curse inwardly. I hadn't been eating properly as of late, and the last thing I ate was a microwaved dish I bought the previous day from a restaurant nearby. "Hey is everything okay?." "Yeah, could you watch over the girls for a while I need to use the restroom?"I said as I suddenly become pressed. Phoebe stared at me with a caring expression on her face. "Sure" I quickly threw the coffee in the waste bin and left in search of the restroom, not knowing I would get entangled in a misunderstanding.

I quickly push the chair back and rush to the bathroom. Kneeling beside the toilet, I start puking every little piece of food that’s in my stomach. Soon, all I am doing is making puking sounds, yet nothing is coming out of my mouth. I nearly jump, but feel too weak to move, and then suddenly a hand reaches from behind me and smooths my hair away from my face. “Are you okay?” Shelby asks. ‘Yeah, I just like puking as my unique morning Pilates. Puking stretches and strengthens the gut muscles,’ I want to say, but bite my tongue. I really am irritable, aren’t I?

That doesn’t sound like Quirin at all. I realize I’m not only not hungry, but my stomach feels nauseous. I can’t remember the last time I did eat. I step outside and the moment I do, the smell of poorly cooked food waifs my way from the packhouse. There’s something about the smell of the greasy food that makes my stomach churn and I turn, racing back inside until I get to the new bathroom where I find a toilet and dry heave the bile in my stomach.

Do I love anything now? Birch starts to cry, and I smell something awful. Rose pinches her little button nose, “I think he pooped.” With that, she ran away to tell her mom. I didn’t think I would be happy for baby poop to pull me out of my dark spiraling thoughts, but whatever works.

I say in a cocky tone. “It must be a good pee if you look happy. Or was it a poo?” “It was poop. A massive one, in fact. I really wanted it out of my system. And there was pee. Just a small bit, but mostly poop.” “Sounds pretty heavy. What did you eat today?” “Not much. It just happened, you know?”

"Mom, is my brother's poop stinky?" "It's not stinky. Smell and see. It's sour. The poop of a baby who is still drinking milk doesn't stink at all," said Sabrina. Sebastian and Aino were both speechless, especially Sebastian. He pinched his nose and knitted his eyebrows. "Look at yourself. At the very least, you're also a working professional in the city and a top architect. Look at what you're doing. Both your hands are covered in a child's poop and you even put it near your nose to smell it."