The Captain Doesn't Know I'm A Girl
Instead, he just laughed in my face.
"Okay, fine." He turned toward the lens and waved, his voice dripping with exaggerated cheer. "Hey everyone, my name is Jace, and tonight I will be honoring the invitation by showing up at almighty captain jerk's party." He paused on the last words, letting them sink in, looking around the room as if waiting for an audience reaction.
Everyone erupted in laughter.
"Captain jerk!" Nathaniel burst out, laughing so hard he had to wipe actual tears from his eyes. He choked out his next words through giggles. "I never knew you could talk like this, Jace. No wonder you are always quiet."