Captain Jerk Novels & Stories

Jeremy’s high-pitched scream echoed around us as more of the boys’ footsteps clattered toward us. “What the fuck is wrong with you! You’ve been shitty all week—first the bar, now here? Wanna screw his face up so bad? You’re a captain now, wasn’t that all you wanted? This fucking rivalry between you both needs to end. Now!” Jeremy screamed, veins popping on his temples. I pulled away from Miguel as Jeremy’s words struck me—captain. That was all I wanted, but now I knew Seth had let me have it, given it off to me. It only made me sick.

Jerk. He hates our kind with a passion like I do.

"Last night was... a mistake," Alexander said. He walked over to the bed, picking up his watch. His hands were shaking slightly. "It was the adrenaline. The stress. I had too much to drink." "You were sober, Alex," Oliver corrected him gently. "We both were." "Don't call me that," Alexander snapped. He finally looked Oliver in the eye. "I am the captain of the New York Glaciers. I have a reputation. I have sponsors. I can't... I can't do this."

I snapped and his smirk immediately dropped. They were right in a sense but I wasn't sulking. It just fucking made me mad that she was still thinking about that price despite everything he had done to her. Love was a weakness I never wished to have and I hated those who succumbed to it too easily. I shouldn't even be thinking about her right now. “You guys are late” I looked up and saw Couch Jones staring at us with a frown on his face and his arms folded. “We…” “I don't care to know your excuse, Kai” He interrupted. “As a captain, you should be here sadly early”

"You want the other part." "Yes." "I have never moved that fast in my life," he repeated, quieter now, each word deliberate, stripping away every ounce of his usual arrogant captain swagger. "Because there was nothing left in me that could have let them take you. Nothing rational. Nothing careful. Just five years of pretending you were an enemy, breaking apart in about four seconds flat." My throat worked overtime, desperately searching for a witty comeback that wouldn't make me sound like a teenager reading a diary. "You're supposed to be my enemy."

And the captain still gave me another slap on the other side of my face. “Shut the fuck up, don’t you dare talk witjiut permission! And I hope you all have learned your lesson, it will only get worse if you try to defy me or the Lycan King’s instructions' ' The captain said. I kept quiet and didn’t talk again but I couldn’t stop myself from crying , my head hurts and I’m really hungry. After the captain and his warriors counted us, he made some phone calls and about 13 black and flashy looking jeeps came to the bank of the river. The jeeps all have trunks at the back and they look really expensive with tinted glasses and shiny tire wheels

he finally announced dreadfully. “What?” “She?” “Is this a joke?” “So now we are accepting girls?” The boys complained. “Why? Are you scared I might beat you?” I quirked back. “She’s feisty” one of them remarked. “Emory” Coach Jude called and he stepped forward. “This is Emory, he is the captain of the hockey team” “What’s up princess?” He muttered. Coach turned to look at me, “You wanna join the team, I will give you a chance, if you can score a goal against him, then you are free to join the team”

She showed remorse and turned on the silent mode. "What do you have to say about this, Sergeant?" The GM inquired at the end. Instead of saying that he was in love, he showed remorse and pleaded, "I apologize for my misconduct. I don't know what came over me." Capt. Jaja would not take such an explanation and yelled at him, "What do you mean? Were you drunk?" "No, Captain. I wasn't drunk. I apologize once again." "What nonsense is this? How can you indulge in such a barbaric attitude?" The GM blurted out.

Aulia nodded her head once Hisoka glanced at her, requesting her permission as well. “Great.” Hisoka intertwined his fingers together, placed his elbows on the table, and propped his chin on the intertwined fingers. “This man, next to me, is one of the Mandrill Monkeys or so-called Mandrill. His code name is Captain, coincidentally the captain of the group.” Captain shot up and slightly tilted his body forward. “The name is Captain, one of the Mandrills and also the leader. I humbly greet all of you.”

I stood up and responded to her. "Nice to meet you too," I replied and she smiled sweetly at me. "As expected from a noble lady, you're greetings are perfect." She said. I kinda feel like she just sugarcoated her mocking from me. As if she can defeat me when it comes to proper courtesy. "Yes thank you," I replied. "Then allow me to introduce to you all the pillars of the Hellbender Pirates." She sweetly said. "This guy right here who looks exactly like the captain is Jake Maldice, captain's twin." She said and pointed to Jake. I looked at him and nodded, he nodded back and gulped.