Novel & Cerita Cerita Bikin Sange Berat

Alfi exclaimed pissed and in pain. “One day, I was swimming to the high seas to save someone drowning there. But, suddenly a big wave appeared from nowhere and everyone was busy running to save themselves. But, suddenly I felt my body was being moved by a big and delicious red meat. When I opened my eyes, I saw an old man with a mustache in Madura suit before me. Then, I realized that my pants were carried by the wave, and he, with a bright smile gave me this underwear. He was so priceless to me that I joined Waku-Waku so that I could return the favor. We also did promise to make some satay which would be burnt by my sunblock and I would name it "Sate Surya"(Sol Satay). But, I couldn’t save

“Chu Gan. You’re heavy.. don’t break my arm.” “Huh? You are the one who is heavy uncle Kang. Why can’t you even bear the weight of a small five-year-old?” “I’m bearing the weight of fifteen of you guys,” he said dually. a little girl in pigtails started to sob loudly. “Whoa, why are you guys crying? Did something happen? Did I scare you with my ugliness?” he playfully pinched the little girl’s cheeks. “don’t tell me, did I give you guys nightmares.”

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

Security. "Metu Kono, belok kiri, lurus wae," he said. "Ra sah nyawang sepionmu sing marai ati, tambah mbebani." (Get out there, turn left, go straight. No need to look at the rearview mirror, or it will make your heart even more burdened) Why did he sing a dangdut song "Kartonyono Medot Janji"? Before he invited me to karaoke, I immediately ran away following his instructions. So, I arrived in front of Kacey's house.

Ada rasa kesal dan kecewa di wajahnya. Malamnya, saat makan malam pun, aku tetap waspada. Ada yang mencurigakan ketika Kartika menyediakan sayur dan lauk di mangkok dan piring tersendiri untukku. "Mbak, ini lauk dan sayur punya Mbak Tiara aku sendiriin ya, soalnya itu nggak pake bumbu penyedap, mbak. Orang hamil nggak boleh makan yang banyak bumbu penyedap, bikin bayi nggak sehat," ujarnya pintar sekali cari alasan.

Rena terkikik geli, sambil membayangkan andai dirinya yang berada diposisi Zie. Dasar Rena! Kadang punya sahabat yang bicaranya suka blak-blakan itu bisa mengundang berkah sekaligus masalah. Bagaimana tidak? Karena ucapan Rena membuat otak Zie traveling ke mana-mana. Di kala hati sedang dirundung nestapa, masih saja bisa tersenyum dengan ucapan konyol Rena, dan sukses membangun wajah Zie yang sebelumnya pucat dan digelayuti mendung, menjadi merona, tersipu malu.

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