The Biker's Rules
he says, faintly disappointed.
“But,” I continue, steamrolling ahead, “I picked up a few things. You’re great at sports. Very active. A total adrenaline junkie … a risk taker — even when you race. You’re a San Francisco Boy. Your favorite color is black. You wear Dior Homme Sport. Because you are sponsored. Hate Brussels sprouts, love DQ takeout. You are martial arts obsessed, and wear size eleven shoes. You’re an outdoorsy, camping type. Choose dogs over cats. Have a near-perfect GPA. Only date brunettes. Don’t do relationships. Are terrible at bowling and even worse at croquet. You wear only CK underwear and sleep in the nude.”
I exhale.