The idea of Percy Jackson reading fanfiction about himself is both hilarious and kinda heartbreaking. Imagine stumbling across a fic where you're portrayed as some brooding, angsty hero when you're just a kid trying to survive summer camp and godly family drama. Percy's voice in the books is so distinct—sarcastic, self-deprecating, but ultimately resilient. Fanfiction that misses that tone would probably make him cringe hard. Like, 'Dude, I did not say that.'
But then there's the fluffier stuff—scenes where he and Annabeth are just dorky teens eating blue pancakes. Those might actually make him smile, even if he'd never admit it. And the crossovers? Percy meeting Spider-Man or getting isekai'd into 'My Hero Academia'? He'd probably laugh it off, but deep down, he’d be low-key flattered people care enough to mash his life up with other universes. The painful part would be the tragic AUs where he fails to save his friends—those would sting, because guilt’s already his middle name.