My Vegetable Werewolf
Freddy sneers, "Are you going to kneel down and beg me to spare him?"
I frown and say, "When you die, I will consider whether to kneel to you or not."
Freddy's muscles tense up. he grits his teeth and shouts angrily, "Believe it or not, I will immediately have his fingers chopped off?!"
I say, "Chop him up. If you do not chop him up, you are a liar."
Freddy is speechless.
I say, "Last time he told me that the woman he loves the most is me, but tonight he is fooling around with my sister. If you chop off his finger, how about I light a cigarette for you?"