Comedy Skits Script Novels & Stories

She opened the door, and we hopped down to the ground. Our hair was a mess, our clothes wrinkled. Applause stopped us cold. Four or five truckers stood in front of the rig. The sun had risen, and they’d clearly seen everything. One whistled. “Damn, girls. You telling us the show’s over already?” Skye grabbed my face and kissed me deeply, tilting her head and deliberately showing her tongue when she pulled away. The men stared, stunned. “There you go, boys,” she said smoothly. “That’s our encore. Should help speed things up later when you’re alone.” She giggled, took my hand, and led me away.

You snooze, you lose. --- ~Wedding Program~ 1. Flower boys: Us. Obviously. 2. Vows: Danim promising to never ignore Daniela like SOME people. 3. Kiss the bride: Look away if it hurts. 4. Reception: Featuring a slideshow of all the times you stared at her and did nothing. 5. Special Performance: “Dumb ways to lose your future wife” sung by us. 6. Bonus: A box of tissues. For you. --- ~Important Notes~ RSVP.

” Skye ~”I love the whole vibration it sends through my body. Marc Stephenson ~”If I did not know you were talking about a car then I'd say that is fucking kinky.” Damon ~”Hey are you already flirting with my girl?” Marc Stephenson ~”Hahaha. Jenni ~”Hahaha.” Skye ~”Hahaha.” We all burst out laughing. We sit into the late hours, early morning having drinks, just talking and laughing. Come time for the bar at the restaurant to close, we say our goodbyes. Skye and I take our silly drunk asses to our room.

Darrien laughs. “I’m always ready for anything that makes you this happy.” He says cheesily. Kiara fakes a gag and Aaron winks at her. I laugh. “That was pretty corny.” I agree with her. Bellamy slings an arm over my shoulder. “Maybe I should work on my lines.” He jokes and I narrow my eyes.