Crack Meme Novels & Stories

Another had the same picture with a different caption, "When you pre-order an iPhone in an Online Store and the Deliveryman Gives you Techno with Samsung Start-Up Screen", one had their heads photoshopped to a Mortal Kombat Flawless Victory's picture, another had Tobi's and Kelechi's head removed and placed with that of "Pepe, the Frog" and "the Crying Boy" respectively and so many others.

I remain silent during this process, still not sure what to think about this situation. “Oh, this isn’t good.” Axel exclaims, checking his phone. “I have an alert, the police are looking for a fugitive with telekinetic abilities who may be able to identify a high-risk Abnormal known as a ‘Mimic’.” He looks confused and turns to Myah, “Do you know what a Mimic is?” He asks. She doesn’t show any reaction but simply states; “I can’t think of anything relating to that, CC?” Myah looks towards her sister for a further response,

My lips curled into a smile, but deep down, something inside me died. I slapped the parchment against his chest and said, "Once you've decided, sign it."

At that moment, his phone buzzed with a message from an anonymous sender. "Finally got what's coming for you, huh?"

I smiled triumphantly and said, "I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs, till the fig plucker comes." He sighed and murmured bitterly, "I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll---" "It has to be faster!" "Fine. I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll fuck pigs, till the---" "You nasty!" I interjected and everyone burst out laughing. Although it was not that funny, Clark's priceless expression was worth making a meme.

***** The reporters turned their attention to Anne Yates’ posts. They were a having a field day when Anne Yates posted another image. Two majestic black horses galloping against the setting sun on the horizon. ‘A handsome horse for a handsome man.’ followed by a heart emoji. She then tagged Daniel Steveson and Cattley Bloom with a #TakeMyMoney #MadeWithLove #MateWithLove hashtags. The online users have another field day after her post. As usual, her post was reposted and the comments started popping. One by one the users commented their theories about the good relationship between the three.

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There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

My knees hit the hard deck with a resounding thud, sending a wave of pain that was even worse than the kick. The deck fell into dead silence. I raised my head and locked eyes with Frederick, who seemed to be stunned by how quickly I had given in. Forcing a smile that looked uglier than a grimace, I declared, "Consider this my way of repaying you for five years of putting me up, Frederick. But my apology doesn't come cheap, and neither does my pride. $30 million, pay up." Shock twisted into rage on his face in an instant. "Damn you!"

That crack had a name: Maya Carter. And I had no idea what to do about it.