Crazy In Tagalog

"Wait let me get this straight, you want me to get fat?" Cara does not know if she should be offended or threatened. Was this his grand plan to make her pay for the scene she caused? It's nuts. "Pregnant, so yeah," "You are going cuckoo, I am leaving." "A million dollars which you can use for payment of your mum's treatment and the rest, I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, living together Fake relationship, surrogacy, sex and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

Lumaki si Dylan na walang kinatatakutan at ayaw na may ibang taong kumukontrol sa kaniyang buhay. Hindi rin siya friendly at hindi marunong magpakumbaba. Ngunit wala siyang choice nang ipasa sa kaniya ng ama ang trabaho nito—ang bantayan ang heartless at dominanteng anak ng isang Chairman na dati ay pinuno ng isang organization. Hindi gusto ni Alexander ang buhay na mayroon siya. Tinitingala siya ng lahat maliban sa isang taong may magaspang na pag-uugali. Dahil sa kagustuhang mabigyan ng hustisya ang pagkawala ng kaniyang ina, pinagbigyan niya ang gusto ng ama. At ipakita niya rin sa antipatikong lalaking kaniyang bodyguard kung ano ang kaya niyang gawin upang mabawasan ang kasungitan nito. Sa paglalaro ng emosyon ng bawat isa, sino ang unang susuko at mahuhulog sa bitag nang mapaglarong tadhana? Sino ang top at bottom sa dalawa?

Akala ni Alexia simple lang ang buhay niya chismosa sa umaga, barista sa hapon, at certified marites sa gabi. Pero isang araw, sa kalagitnaan ng kanyang “tampo moment” sa Jollibee, biglang nagpakita ang isang lalaking naka-three-piece suit, may hawak na kontrata… at may sinasabing siya raw ang legal na tagapag-alaga niya? Siya si Julian Alarcon. Billionaryo. CEO. Cold-hearted. At oo ang Ninong niyang matagal nang nawawala sa eksena. Pero teka, bakit parang hindi pang-Ninong ang mga titig niya? Bakit parang may sariling buhay ang mga kilig sa katawan ni Alexia? At bakit siya sinusundo ng limousine papunta sa isang mansyon kung saan ayaw siya pakawalan ng gwapong “Ninong” na ito? Ang problema? Makulit si Alexia, madaldal, at walang preno sa bunganga. Pero si Julian… sanay sa katahimikan, respeto, at walang ka-cheapan sa paligid. So anong mangyayari kapag ang isang pabibo at makulit na babae ay pinilit tumira sa mundo ng sosyal, tahimik, at super serious? Isa lang ang malinaw si Alexia ang babaeng kayang pasabugin ang mundo ng isang lalaking sanay sa kontrol. At si Julian? Baka siya pa ang unang mapusasan ng kilig.

My future mother-in-law loved to twist the truth. She gave me 1,300 dollars as the wedding fund, then told everyone it was 130,000. All she did was take me to a jewelry store to try on a few pieces, yet she went around bragging that she had spent tens of thousands on me. I told myself it was fine. I was going to spend my life with my husband, not her. So I swallowed it. Until the night before the wedding. We had a minor argument, and he let it slip without thinking. "My family already spent 150,000 dollars just to marry you. What else do you want? "We've spent 130,000 just for the wedding. Anyone who didn't know better would think your family was selling a daughter." For a second, I could not even speak. That money had never passed through his hands. Both families had sat down and discussed it together. However, he believed every word his mother had said. He really thought I had taken some outrageously expensive wedding gifts. That was when it finally sank in how wrong I had been. So when my future mother-in-law sent me a pathetic 1,000 dollars for the wedding banquet, while telling everyone she had given me 15,000, I stopped holding back. On the wedding day, I swapped out the luxury banquet for instant noodles. Then, I played her stingy little transfer on a loop for all the guests to see.

"Anak ko ang nakasalalay dito, Jessa, kaya hindi mo kami masisisi kung gumawa man kami ng bagay na kahit alam naming makakasakit para lang madugtungan ang buhay ni Clyde." Mapait siyang ngumiti. Tinignan niya si Xyrius na nakatingin sa kanya sari-saring emosyon ang nagsasalimbayan sa mga mata nito. Iniiwas niya ang tingin dito at bumaling kay Giselle. "Gusto kitang saktan, kung puwede nga lang patayin kita ngayon." Dumaan ang gulat ang takot sa mga mata ni Giselle. "Pero hindi ko gagawin dahil baka mamaya buntis ka na pala. Baka nakabuo na pala kayo ng asawa ko. Sayang yung sakit na nararamdaman ko kung mawawala lang yung batang magdudugtong sa buhay ni Clyde." Pinunasan niya ang luha niya gamit ang manggas ng damit niya. Saka tumayo ng tuwid. Naglakad siya at ng na sa tapat na siya ni Giselle huminto siya. Hinubad niya ang wedding ring niya at iniabot ang kamay nito saka inilagay roon ang wedding ring niya. "Tutal makapal naman ang mukha mo 'wag ka nang mahiya. Sa iyo na rin itong wedding ring ko. Sayong-sayo na si Xyrius..." aniya dito na ikinagulat nito. Saka niya ito nilagpasan at tinungo ang pinto pero hinabol siya ni Xyrius at pinigilan. Malamig ang mga matang nilingon niya ito. "I'm sorry..." umiiyak na anito. "Ayokong mawala si Clyde pero mas ayokong mawala ka sa buhay ko..." humahagulgol na anito. Hindi niya rin napigilan ang pagpatak ng luha niya. "Isa lang puwede mong piliin at pinili mo siya, X. Anong laban ko ro'n e, anak mo 'yon. Dugo at laman mo 'yon..." Marahan niyang tinanggal ang kamay nito sa braso niya. "Hanggang dito na lang ako... hindi ko na kayang magpatuloy na kasama ka. Goodbye, love... be a good father." Tinapik niya ang balikat nito at tumalikod na siya.

A crazy maid with a million charms success to disrupt Jerrald Nathaniel Mendez's life. The young girl named Jolicia Floy was the most reckless human Jerrald had ever known. Was the girl really a professional maid as his mother said? Why would a professional maid make so many mistakes on the job? According to Jerrald, Jolicia Floy was nothing more than a spoiled, careless girl. Who is that girl? Little does Jerrald know, his new maid is a rich girl on a mission from her daddy to get a private jet. That girl, Felicity Jolicia Addison, is the spoiled girl of the Addison family.

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.

Malapit na mawalan ng pag-asa si Grace sa buhay at gusto na niya wakasan ang sarili niya pero may pumigil sa kanya. Walang iba kundi si Calvin Montevista Ang lalaking magmamahal sa kanya ng totoo. Natupad ang kahilingan niyang maging masaya. Pero nagulat na lang siya isang araw isang malamig na tingin at pandidiri ang nakikita niya sa mukha ni Calvin. Para bang nabasag ang pagkatao niya pero kahit ganun nagsumikap si Grace na nararapat pa rin siya maging masaya.

Jera have always loved Christian since she was a kid. For her, he is everything a woman could ask for. But all things changed when he introduced Monique as his fiancée on the night of her eighteenth birthday. Convinced that Monique is cheating on Christian, she decided to make everyone believed that something happened between the two of them. However, everything went out of hand and the next thing she knew, they were married. Can she endure the pain of the truth that Christian’s heart still belongs to Monique? Will Jera finally knew the true meaning of love and trust?

"เมื่อไหร่พี่จะลาออกสักที ไม่อยากออกไปทำอาชีพดีๆ กว่านี้เหรอ เรียนก็สูงทำไมอยากมาเป็นคนใช้" "รอให้พี่ได้ผัวรวยๆ ก่อนนะ พี่ถึงจะไป หรือว่าจะให้พี่...จัดการคุณโชซะตอนนี้เลย" "จัดการอะไร?" "ก็...จัดการรวบรัดตัดตอน จับคุณโชทำผัวซะเลยดีไหมคะ พี่จะได้เลิกเป็นคนใช้สักทีไง" "เหอะ! พูดออกมาได้ สมองพี่ไม่คิดอย่างอื่นเลยเหรอ นอกจากเรื่องใต้สะดือ" "แหม! พูดเหมือนตัวเองไม่หมกมุ่นเลยนะคะหนุ่มน้อย เมื่อกี๊ยังเห็นสาวหนอนอยู่ยิกๆ วันหลังก็บอกพี่สิ...พี่ช่วยได้นะ" "พูดอะไรของพี่ ออกไปเลยไป ผมยังไม่ชะตาขาดตอนนี้หรอก" "หึ! ฟังพูดเข้า แล้วอย่ามานั่งกลืนน้ำลายตัวเองแล้วกัน เพราะถ้าถึงวันนั้น คุณโชอาจจะถึงขั้นคางเหลืองเลยนะ" "ออกไปเลย อย่ามาพูดให้ขนลุก "