Crazy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I rubbed my right palm soothingly, slapping hard causes pain. My eyes skimmed through the area, trying to find more such perverts. It wasn't hard, considering it was a night club with huge tents in front of almost all guys. My next target was an extremely drunk guy who was using expired pick-up lines on an awkwardly shy girl. I couldn't place if the girl was enjoying it or not, but I didn't care. I had a bucket list to complete. Just as I approached them, I heard the drunk guy slur. "Are you from Japan? Because I wanna get in Japanties."

They both were just sitting and gazing at each other. "Ahad what made you fell for me?? Why you love me?? - she asked lost in his hazel grey eyes. "Your childish nature, everyone says and I also think that childrens are the most adorable and genuine creature in this world. I fell for your childishness and genuineness. You are grown up but there is a kid still inside you who is soft hearted and kind. Your way of living the life is the most beautiful way. You always tell me "Life is short; learn to live it happily" and let me tell you after listening this from you I want to live my life happily and crazily, just the way you live, I fell for your craziness and people may take it as a stupid thi

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

Roxy said, "yeah I enjoy this kind of weather." Chris wandered around once more since that topic had been exhausted. He had no trouble approaching women and asking them out. That's all he wanted... a date, another chance to see her. He had no intention of allowing her to leave his life. He only needed a smooth way to ask her out. Something that would impress her and demonstrate his coolness. He paused for a moment to consider his options. He had nothing, nada, Where had all of his famed pick-up lines vanished to? He decided to throw caution to the wind and just ask her out without any polished lines or catchy phrases, hoping she wouldn't laugh at him.

Haze's signature look was his hairstyle, the base of it was black while the upper part was dyed Electric blue, he also had a slit on his left eyebrows. "Damn gurl... Did you just fart? because you blew me away" He smirked at me thinking he had said something charming "Seriously? That's terrible!" I cringed at his annoying pick-up line "No, it's not, you're just shy to give in to me" He responded. "You know, your boobs remind me of Mount Rushmore... My face should be among them" He added. Haze has been trying to get into my pants for years but all with failed attempts.

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

She didn't want to pick up because she wasn't in the mood, then she remembered it could be one of the companies she has been to that promised to call her. "But why would they call at past ten in the night?" She asked herself before finally picking up. "Hello." She said calmly and as soon as Landon heard her voice he hung up smiling. "So this is her number." He said to himself saving the number with 'Egocentric Kimberly Johnson.' He smiled after saving it and walked back to his bed to sleep. Kimberly tossed her phone to the other side of the table in frustration. "Whosoever is joking with me should better stop because I ain't in the mood for shit right now." She mumbled as she began to play w

After a moment of shock, Daisy regained her composure and spoke: "Are you joking?" "No, I'm not." "Then are you crazy?" "No, I'm not." "Then do you have some sort of brain issue?" Axel felt annoyed by Daisy's seemingly nonsensical questions. "I'm perfectly fine," he replied with a hint of irritation in his voice. "No normal person ever asks me out," Daisy confidently stated. "I don't want any trouble, so please stop your jokes." "Go out with me," Axel repeated. "I'm sorry, but I have to get back to work."

“Lorenzo,why don’t you go bald?That might make you less attractive to these women and don’t worry,I’ll still love you no matter how you look.” He signed.”C’mon,Fabby.I can’t believe you’re still bothered by what happened…” “Oh Damn.”She let out,interrupting him.”What if you can pull off the bald look?What if you’re still attractive even being bald?” “Stop stressing over that!Now,where would you like to go tomorrow.I have this cool place in mine,people say it’s amazing,we should go…” “And then what?Have all the women drooling over you?”She asked,angrily.